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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:44,
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haha a tinkle
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:49,
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SEXY TIME
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:49,
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How rude!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:50,
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says you!
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:51,
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WHo you calling a cunt?
*may be confused* Lo Crumpet! How do?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:51,
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you, you facking cunt.
i'm dandy, went clothes shopping, well needed trousers, found a lovely pair and a nice belt and big fuck off cocktail ring and expected to pay £30 for the lot, the woman rang it all up and it came to £17.24. i was well fucking pleased. and i have a nice new false last effect mascara..proper posh and all that. i'm a right fucking girl aren't i? well apart from the cock. hows you gorgeous? ear ok?
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:08,
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Sounds awesome!
Yeah, ears ok. I saw the doctor today and he is pretty sure he knows what it is now.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:23,
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barking toad?
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:24,
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Arf.
No, it is called Sensory Neural Hearing Loss I think. Basically means my nerves to my ear have stopped working. Doc says that there is nothing they can do, but I think he is lying. I pointed out that they could just cut my skull open and use some electrical tape to reattach them innit!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:37,
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So, does that mean you are totally deaf in that ear?
Or is it only partial hearing loss? /half deaf /half blind /thank God I'm good looking //snort!
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:04,
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spunk?
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:24,
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yes please?
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:27,
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There is a vial on it's way to you now!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:37,
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gay mice?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:27,
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gay mince?
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:27,
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TAUTOLOGY ALERT!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:37,
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Whoop! Whoop!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:42,
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Its da sound of da police!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:46,
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Tautology police
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:48,
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GUSHY GUSHY TIEM!
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:51,
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeee . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:52,
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*edit for better* Hard to adapt to a post-Postgate world...
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:53,
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It just keeps on going!!
Wooooo!
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician. ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:53,
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he chugged a 40 ounce
chugged, geddit? huh? huh? *crickets* *tumbleweed*
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:58,
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I reckon you should choooooooose a funnier joke next time.
Chooooooooose! See what I did there? Like Chooo Chooo, the sound a train makes!
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician. ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:01,
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*crickets* *tumbleweed*
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:02,
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I'm thinking of constructing my very own tumbleweed for shit jokes at the office. Any time I hear one, I'll just lob it by the offender.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician. ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:03,
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haha! do it!~
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:25,
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piss de cah piss de cah piss de cah piss de cah.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:53,
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hahaha!
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:57,
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Hahahaha.......
Hearty clicks....!!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:54,
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Danke!
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:58,
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hahaha
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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:24,
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