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[challenge entry] Jones The Stream

From the Oliver Postgate challenge. See all 135 entries (closed)

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# haha a tinkle
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# SEXY TIME
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# How rude!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# says you!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# WHo you calling a cunt?
*may be confused*

Lo Crumpet! How do?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# you, you facking cunt.
i'm dandy, went clothes shopping, well needed trousers, found a lovely pair and a nice belt and big fuck off cocktail ring and expected to pay £30 for the lot, the woman rang it all up and it came to £17.24. i was well fucking pleased.
and i have a nice new false last effect mascara..proper posh and all that.

i'm a right fucking girl aren't i? well apart from the cock.

hows you gorgeous? ear ok?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Sounds awesome!
Yeah, ears ok. I saw the doctor today and he is pretty sure he knows what it is now.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)
# barking toad?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Arf.
No, it is called Sensory Neural Hearing Loss I think. Basically means my nerves to my ear have stopped working.

Doc says that there is nothing they can do, but I think he is lying. I pointed out that they could just cut my skull open and use some electrical tape to reattach them innit!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# So, does that mean you are totally deaf in that ear?
Or is it only partial hearing loss?

/half deaf
/half blind
/thank God I'm good looking
//snort!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# spunk?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# yes please?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# There is a vial on it's way to you now!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# gay mice?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# gay mince?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# TAUTOLOGY ALERT!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Whoop! Whoop!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Its da sound of da police!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Tautology police
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:48, archived)
# GUSHY GUSHY TIEM!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeee . . .
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] *edit for better* Hard to adapt to a post-Postgate world...
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(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# It just keeps on going!!
Wooooo!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# he chugged a 40 ounce
chugged, geddit? huh? huh?

*crickets*


*tumbleweed*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I reckon you should choooooooose a funnier joke next time.
Chooooooooose! See what I did there? Like Chooo Chooo, the sound a train makes!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
#
*crickets*


*tumbleweed*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
#
I'm thinking of constructing my very own tumbleweed for shit jokes at the office. Any time I hear one, I'll just lob it by the offender.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# haha! do it!~
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)
# piss de cah piss de cah piss de cah piss de cah.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Hahahaha.......
Hearty clicks....!!!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Danke!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)