b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Message 9017096 (Thread)

# says you!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# WHo you calling a cunt?
*may be confused*

Lo Crumpet! How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# you, you facking cunt.
i'm dandy, went clothes shopping, well needed trousers, found a lovely pair and a nice belt and big fuck off cocktail ring and expected to pay £30 for the lot, the woman rang it all up and it came to £17.24. i was well fucking pleased.
and i have a nice new false last effect mascara..proper posh and all that.

i'm a right fucking girl aren't i? well apart from the cock.

hows you gorgeous? ear ok?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Sounds awesome!
Yeah, ears ok. I saw the doctor today and he is pretty sure he knows what it is now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)
# barking toad?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Arf.
No, it is called Sensory Neural Hearing Loss I think. Basically means my nerves to my ear have stopped working.

Doc says that there is nothing they can do, but I think he is lying. I pointed out that they could just cut my skull open and use some electrical tape to reattach them innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# So, does that mean you are totally deaf in that ear?
Or is it only partial hearing loss?

/half deaf
/half blind
/thank God I'm good looking
//snort!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# yes please?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# There is a vial on it's way to you now!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# gay mice?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# gay mince?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# TAUTOLOGY ALERT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Whoop! Whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Its da sound of da police!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Tautology police
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:48, archived)