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String 'em up!

That's what I say!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 11 Mar 2003, 20:18, archived)

string them up

with wasted thread

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 11 Mar 2003, 20:20, archived)

Kick 'em inna fork!

hang 'em by the figgins!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 11 Mar 2003, 20:20, archived)

Should their figgins

be toasted?

(Not very much gravitas at all, Tue 11 Mar 2003, 20:22, archived)

nope!

untoasted figgins...they don't deserve toasted figgins

someone who knows what I mean...I'm all awash in glee

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 11 Mar 2003, 20:25, archived)

Trying to remember dwarfish for "Town Hall"

Deeply relieved to find that I can't.

I'm also weeping 'cos I missed my 100th post. A pitiful milestone as they go, but I'm only little...

(Not very much gravitas at all, Tue 11 Mar 2003, 20:36, archived)

damnit - i wasn't going to tell you all this

but often I check in the admin system, find people's email address, use a complicated sytem of pulleys and levers to work out their home address, go round their house and give em a good kicking. That's the least they deserve.

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pep, Tue 11 Mar 2003, 20:21, archived)

really?

...thank God I live on the moon.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 11 Mar 2003, 20:22, archived)

it all takes time, believe me

I've been round the world about 3 times now. You'd better watch it sonny, the moons not so far...

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pep, Tue 11 Mar 2003, 20:24, archived)

I love the image I have of that...

"Right sonny... threadwaste police here. Stand still while I kick your head in. Sorry. This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you. OK, it's not really. But. You know."

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 11 Mar 2003, 20:29, archived)

Bloody right.

A damn good kicking.
Oh and mobile.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 11 Mar 2003, 20:25, archived)