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[challenge entry] It would be difficult to invent anything useless enough to top this...


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(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I spot a trend emerging
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)
# satirelol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I made this mistake.
Until I realised it calls for inventing something useless, rather than just showing somebody useless.
(__, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Hehe...Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!


Not worth its own thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
yes it is. that is superb.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)
# You do yourself an injustice
This gets a woo from me!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Why thank you.
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)
# mmm that flag looks like bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)
# have you found proper bacon in dtl?
I've tried frying schinken, and while it's good, it's not quite the same... and streaky bacon just depresses me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)
# No :(
I found "English Bacon" in Real but it was of course, shit. Paper-thin and shrivelled to nothing after frying.

If I want bacon I have to go to our local UK Store and pay through the nose for it*

*They accept bogies as payment
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha
well, next time I go to Berlin, I'll get the address of the place off you. I came back to Jena with three packs of bacon. I made the error of letting mate have some, and she insisted on coming round for breakfast until it was all gone. I wanted all the bacons for me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Friends do that, I'm afraid
*hides secret bacon and sausage horde in freezer*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)
# "You've burnt it!
Thick n fat n juicy -- that's what's good in bacon."
/arthurransome/wedidntmeantogotosea?
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)
# *looks at post*
*reads: "Invent your own useless contraption and show us its true shittiness with the magic of photoshop"*

*looks at post*

*re-reads: "Invent your own useless contraption and show us its true shittiness with the magic of photoshop"*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Don't worry, just settle in for a week of LOL LOOK AT THIS PERSON THEY ARE A USELESS SHIT LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)
# *nods sadly*
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)