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[challenge entry] Kitten shades


Prevents moggy fade and pussy blindness.


Yes, I had been drinking.

From the Completely fucking useless shit challenge. See all 411 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:45, archived)
# John Lennons looking a bit fuzzy nowdays
(I helped save b3ta! vigilante_18 WHO SENT ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT?!?!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I have the same problem.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:49, archived)
# awww
I'd buy those. :)

Only, my cats only got one eye.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Kitten monocle to the rescue!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:49, archived)
# The mogocle?
...perhaps not.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:51, archived)
#
The Catspec (tm)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:53, archived)
# MONOCLES FOR CATS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:49, archived)
# How do we attach them?
Straps?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:50, archived)
# STICK 'EM IN THE EYE!
 
oh
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Show them the "Patrick Moore Style Guide" Instructional DVD
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:54, archived)
# No cat has grasping eyebrows like that.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# How does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:52, archived)
# adds character, don't you know
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrrmeow . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Also for the kitten with a bright future . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:51, archived)
# That's so optimistic and kind,
I was almost sick.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Use the sick to clean the lens' . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Why not, the drugs don't work anymore...
(Be careful, folks get freaked out by depth around here, so I've found).
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Plubming the depths . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Of typos
(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Typos . . . now there's an idea !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Does that make me a muse?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:24, archived)