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[challenge entry] bindun
surely?


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(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# :]
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Is this a wind up?
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:00, archived)
# If the key fits...
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Well, it's seedless, so someone's
taken the pips.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Pith off! I was about to say that
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:04, archived)
# I do not find your use of puns apeeling
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Rind yer neck in, you!
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:07, archived)
# There's no juicetice in the world
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Orange you glad I'm running out of puns already?
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)
# You need a pet dog called Russell
So you can use the pun "Sit, Russ!"
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:11, archived)
# You have a zest for this.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:11, archived)
# These puns are getting citrusly awful
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:13, archived)
# No longer generating peels of laughter.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Wonder what the psychologist Segment Freud would say about puns
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Clemen, tine to end this now.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Oh, stop taking the pith.
/ed: whoops you did that one already.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Man, darin' puns take an age to get right.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:18, archived)
# I'm sat, 'suming that's your last pun
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:19, archived)
# That was fucking brilliant, I was wracking my brains trying to fit that in!
I'd not have thought of it, mi, kan you think of any more?
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Yikes it's like drawing blood orange.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I fu 'Kinnow!
(I fucking know)
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:35, archived)
# HA HA HA
you lose teh punnage LOLZ.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Your grasps of puns is obviously subLime.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Don't go off on a tangerine.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# I'll vit-em-in, c.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)
# "Tan ge' lo"wer than that!
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:30, archived)
# AH-CID THAT I'lLL VIT-EM-IN!
*texan accent*
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:33, archived)
# That's an Ugli image for you.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Don't Kumquat attitude with me.
I'm ascorbic enough as it is.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Still on offer from the "Really crap book of orange-related puns" :
Marmalade
Pip
Seville
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Satsuma and pip are gone already.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:21, archived)
# AAAAHAA pfft
*keeps drinking*
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Honey, Citrus is the theme of this thread.
unshu mikan is the japanese for satsuma, which means "Honey Citrus"
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:28, archived)
# I'm not bitter.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Greap! Fruit's pretty good.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Apple the other one, I'm out of citrus fruit.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Aha! 'Yu zu'se you lose!
I love pun threads :D
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Go watch Dr. Who reruns instead
Bet you'd love to suc'Rose.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Still going are we?
L'em on my last legs here!
Do I win yet?
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Concentrate or we'll squash you!
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:47, archived)
# On the Cointreau- ary, the thread fights on.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Oil go for as long as possible
Punfights suit me down to a tea.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:44, archived)
# My greatest performance:
www.b3ta.com/board/8441998
But I shouldn't get to pompias, bigheadedness is not attractive!
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:46, archived)
# You're hoping to become the
citrus thread Mandarin.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I said mandarin already.
Lime going to bed, we're starting to repeat.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Ja'ffa away from victory
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:51, archived)
# I Call It The Really Ultimate Send-off.
g'night Clansoul
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:54, archived)
# We're running on pulp now.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:13, archived)
# DEATH TO JUICE!
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Citler.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Only time will tell if this catches on . . .
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:06, archived)