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[challenge entry] Plump, plump

From the Completely fucking useless shit challenge. See all 411 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 1:21, archived)
# But that's
useful! Nicely shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Not useful
when you plug in the USB cable and it helps destroy the human race.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Talk to postbear about that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 1:34, archived)
# :)
For an additional £24,99 you can upgrade to Plump-O-Matic Pro - plumps at twice the speed.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 1:38, archived)
# I could see a use for that.....
a rather sexual use, but a use nonetheless.

you may of course have a woo.

Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Computer-controlled goatse?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 1:43, archived)
# *Wince*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 1:57, archived)
# I was so excited when I saw the title of this week's competition
WHY DID THEY HAVE TO MESS IT UP WITH A DESCRIPTION
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 1:55, archived)
# POINTLESS SHIT
would be more down our alley.

our dark, prostitute-and-dirty-needle-filled alley
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Damnit! I just bought a Fluff-O-Tron.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 2:30, archived)