BEHOLD: Glory in my magnificent new fire fighting invention
This doesn't really qualify as COMPLETELY FUCKING USELESS SHIT because it is the best fire fighting device yet invented.
Discard After Use? Not any more, this is a fire fighting device you can eat.
Also available Fire Turkeys, for the larger Kitchen Fire.
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This doesn't really qualify as COMPLETELY FUCKING USELESS SHIT because it is the best fire fighting device yet invented.
Discard After Use? Not any more, this is a fire fighting device you can eat.
Also available Fire Turkeys, for the larger Kitchen Fire.
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I would hesitate to suggest that this is actually a BRILLIANT idea.
The marketing could be an issue, however.
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:18,
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I see it in some sort of cape.
Reg Holdsworth screaming about how amazing it is.
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:19,
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You've caught me out again
with a Pop Culture reference I had to google for enlightenment.
Does he scream about amazing things much, then?
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:21,
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Does he scream about amazing things much, then?
Safestyle Windows and Doors.
*says she in a fairly brainwashed manner*
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:22,
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*is no wiser for the info*
The only thing I know about Coronation Street is that I always wanted to look after the cat in the opening titles, because he looked really sad and cold.
Oh dear, I really have said too much now.
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:25,
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Oh dear, I really have said too much now.
I wanted to do that too!
I always wanted to go to a filming when I was little (because of course, they film the credits EACH AND EVERY TIME) and give him some milk and fishy.
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:27,
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hahahah, that is a BRILLIANT idea :D
I suppose the company that manufactures that could also make Cow floatation devices for boats, and Salmon glass brakers for escaping trains etc :D
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:21,
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Yes, yes
And they'd have the world rights to Emergency Ham.
Please b3ta can we make this happen? Get your people on the phone.
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:24,
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Please b3ta can we make this happen? Get your people on the phone.
Excellent!
Rather a short shelf-life, I fear, but excellent none-the-less :)
Do they come in free range variety?
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:23,
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Do they come in free range variety?