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[challenge entry] Useless B3ta Inventions #84..The Helicopter Vertical Ejector Seat


Has Anyone done it yet?....Surely!

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(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top work!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# No Bridge
No Shark

Not True!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Re: Shark
This is a Post-Shark event, they have escaped 'Jaws' and were on thiier way home, when they encountered difficulties!!!

Hahahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Admittedly
it is a good way to make sure the sharks share their food...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Fake!
No shark!

(woo!)
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# actually some helicopters do have ejections seats :p
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# ^this^
and haven't you seen Goldeneye? It's all true I tell ya!

EDIT: Yes, the Kamov Ka-50 has one.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
absolutely superb stuff!

Today has been a great day. I've really enjoyed myself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# They do exist.
They rely on two methods one fires the propellors and then the seat the other ejects the seat to the side.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# i think i saw this on qi actually
now you mention it
(horrid, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
# they have them
they eject sideways ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)