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[challenge entry] What came first?

From the Portents of the apocalypse challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(Aunty Vanya, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Love
ley.
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 21:40, archived)
# An egg is a chickens
period.

Soldiers anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 21:42, archived)
# I suppose you could...
...technically make black pudding from a lady's monthly produce.

That's bound to be a winner in the shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 21:45, archived)
# A pound of blob please..
*urgh!*
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 21:47, archived)
# oi!
i'm eating me dinner ya mingin bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 21:48, archived)
# yes but it is a chicken
all meat is an animal's arm/leg/arse.
It's all yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 21:48, archived)
# mmm chicken feed!
When come back bring chicken feed!

wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 21:43, archived)
# the egg,
because the first chichen came from the first egg. and the thing that laid the egg was the last step of evolution BEFORE the chicken, and therefore not a chicken when it laid it.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 21:44, archived)
# That is completly true.
Sort of a Chicked Erectus, before the Chicken Royale that we know and love today.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 21:46, archived)
# humpty was
pushed
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 12 Mar 2003, 21:47, archived)
# It depends on your beliefs
if you're more scientific then you believe the egg because of evolution

if you're more religious then you believe the chicken coz it says so in the genisis...
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 21:48, archived)
# do people still have religion
these days?
Christ, what's going on there?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 21:51, archived)
# woo
for atheistism! the 22nd century religion! booze is our holy water! porn is our bible!
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 22:00, archived)
# actually...
if u wanna get smart and talk about evolution nonsense as far as eggs go, dinosaurs laid eggs, therefore the egg came before the chicken
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 22:07, archived)
# I like it :)
the legs a nice touch too.
Welcome aboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 21:51, archived)
# oh,
and the Rooster came first, obviously ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Hello again
I recognise the name from VerbWhores :o) Im not stalking you.
(Aunty Vanya, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Ahh, I got a bit of a suprise today
I misread the message saying they'd moved and thought they'd closed them down altogether
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 22:10, archived)
# the one that got the most foreplay
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 21:55, archived)