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# Did he make a sound like frank spencer when it happened?
oooo Betty I've sat on a Bollock...
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)
# no he just yelped,
leapt out of his seat then slowly curled up into a foetal position while moaning to himself : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)
# That's remarkable self-control
I'd have jumped up and been in the foetal position before I started coming down again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)
# have you
ever done that before??
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:21, archived)
# 'fraid so
/shudder
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:26, archived)
# there are so many advantages
to not having blokie bits : )

that said, I still have penis envy...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)