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[challenge entry] just a quickie....
and i always thought Jack Straw looked like the Demon Headmaster....




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(I helped save b3ta! KattNapp, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 9:57, archived)
# that's a new idea
wow I can't believe no one saw the similarity before
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 9:59, archived)
# now now
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:02, archived)
# easy!
more hungoverness perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:04, archived)
# sorry
it was a bit nasty of me. I wish I could blame a hangover, sadly I have no excuse apart from my journey into work.
/head hung in shame
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:13, archived)
# ...
I had no idea you were being sarcastic... *grumbles*

So its been done before then ?
(I helped save b3ta! KattNapp, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)
# demon headmaster brings up
many many entries if you search on it, and almost all of them are Jack Straw.
But I am sorry for being sarky, it's not normally my way.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Bo!
Bovine how's it hangamining?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Downwards
slightly to the left.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Good answer
hee hee! ;)
(allergic to curry, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)
# On the whole
it could have been worse.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:09, archived)
# Rampant
would have been infinitely worse.
Or turgid, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:12, archived)
# Going
Firm to good
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Flaccid.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Squelchy underfoot
Or is that Horse Racing. I always get those two mixed up
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:17, archived)
# Limply and to the left
or simply respond 'It's not' ;)
(allergic to curry, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:23, archived)
# Could have
been knotted
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:12, archived)
# Yowser!
or tattered and frayed.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)
# squashed flat
and nearly unattached.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:17, archived)
# You are one sick
f*ck ;)
(allergic to curry, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:26, archived)
# thankyou :)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:29, archived)
# skewered
impaled.
Either option is acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Oooooo
Seeings as you are knowedgable in all the ways of manlyness.
Can you explain why there is a guy at my work that never seems to scratch his nuts?
Mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:08, archived)
# I've never
noticed any bollock-fiddling at any of my places of work (except the one time my boss sat on his!)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:09, archived)
# Did he make a sound like frank spencer when it happened?
oooo Betty I've sat on a Bollock...
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)
# no he just yelped,
leapt out of his seat then slowly curled up into a foetal position while moaning to himself : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)
# That's remarkable self-control
I'd have jumped up and been in the foetal position before I started coming down again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)
# have you
ever done that before??
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:21, archived)
# 'fraid so
/shudder
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:26, archived)
# there are so many advantages
to not having blokie bits : )

that said, I still have penis envy...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Becasue
scratching your nuts in public is an unsavoury habit that no gentlemen should ever give thought or deed to.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)
# So
just the 17 times a day for you then?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:12, archived)
# eh...?
im not going to go into that one!
(I helped save b3ta! KattNapp, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Childish fellow.
I am a gentlemen who's nuts are impeccable, they don't need to be scratched.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:16, archived)
# how...
Did we get onto the subject of nuts anyway...? I prefer Brazilian nuts Lol
(I helped save b3ta! KattNapp, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)
# Erm
I'm a childish fellowess BTW

Anyhew, I thought it was
'Complicated down there'-Men Behaving Badly
Still it's a bit unnnerving to have a man about that doesn't feel the need to re-arrange himself every 5 mins.
Bit like a Dog that doesn't bark.....
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Savoury, surely?
If they're sweaty enough.

/coat
(allergic to curry, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:35, archived)
#
Low and Lazy

/homer
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)
#
nice response
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:09, archived)
# I thought
he was the Demon Headmaster...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 9:59, archived)
# hehe!
Yeah ive been saying that for years!
(I helped save b3ta! KattNapp, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:00, archived)
# I'm not sure who the Demon Headmaster is
but the picture still makes perfect sense :)
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:03, archived)
# He's a headmaster
who's a demon...who looks like Jack Straw.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 10:06, archived)