Death is coming - Jerry has the exclusive deal

( sp3ktor yes, he of the-onion-bag.com fame, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:30, archived)

ha!
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

*swing*

*slice*

*sklip*

*thud*
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:32, archived)

Still
think he looks like he has secretly soiled himself in that pic....:)
( Tyronne http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERIjAkdW42Q, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:33, archived)

Mr Springer
once called a girl he was having an affair with. She was in the shower so my mate answered it for her. Said it was very wierd indeed, but he was a pleasent enough guy. Hmm if i jazz that up it could go on the *other* board i guess. Shame i cant be arsed.
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:37, archived)

Once you start down that dark path ...
... etc etc
( sp3ktor yes, he of the-onion-bag.com fame, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:38, archived)

I hope your not talking about
P*p B***h
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:39, archived)

duh dont be daft
i was talking about the other board i go to errr whats it called now... www.jerryspringersmingers.com

*looks all sheepish*
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:42, archived)

I don't understand
there's another b3ta?
(Zed Smith, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:42, archived)

kind of
there is the *dark side*.
( new_matt, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:47, archived)

but we try not to talk about
it
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)

and he
likes it...
( Removed, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:39, archived)

Talk
to the bones cos the skull aint listening girlfriend!
( MarmiteonToast, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:35, archived)

hahahaha
hahaha!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:36, archived)

That made me snigger...
Anyone else get funny looks at work when chuckling for seemingly no reason?
A woo yay to you sir!
(Face9, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:38, archived)

Can I recommend Jerry Springer the Opera
coming to the National Theatre (in That London) this spring. I saw it at the Edinburgh Festival last year - absolutely hilarious.
( ALargeElk, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:48, archived)

mind
piss!
( brianftang is six, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:50, archived)

as i'm at work i'd better plug
Jerry Springer - The Opera Which starts next month.
( brianftang is six, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:49, archived)

can you blag us
any tickets then?
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:59, archived)

depends how well it sells
i'm afraid
( brianftang is six, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 12:13, archived)