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[challenge entry] damn you bin laden!
evil plans

my gran broke her hip you flipping pillock!

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(colonelc81 100% Nylon, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# where flights?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# there!

*points to the sky*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# there on the stair
a little flight with clogs on.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Well I declare!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I'd quite like to go to 'there'
Sounds nice. Do they have a pool?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Its all made up!
there is only one there now. The others were made up, like the holocaust!
(colonelc81 100% Nylon, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Made Up?
What's this now?

*is devastated*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Well as long as a Conger Eel was involved
I'm happy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Frances did remark on the the state of the sofa,
but after Granny visits, it's always going to be in need of a clean.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# I think I should startt a company doing something like
designing and making Zeppelins ... I bet the government would happily throw money at it if you said it would make 500 jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# *ahem*
*points at Cardington, near Cambridge*

They already are, Prof
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# god damn it...
although - I'm meaning huge ones for commercial and military purposes... not little fun ones for fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# These ones are meant to be pretty damn big,
so the chap who runs it was saying.

'twas on t' radio not long back.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Asides from the obvious problems landing the feckers, I would love this,
every workplace should have one, delivering you home every night traffic-free! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# :D
one day we'll be living this dream
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# yes she is
I can't keep up with threads

did you see the snow roof? - the one Joliet liked?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# But, I told you - they mistook him for an armadillo
and the priest said that was all fine, he could still sing in the choir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# once the chlorine was added though
the whole situation took a turn for the worse and I seriously feared for my life for more than a short moment. Luckily I managed to escape through a small hole I'd been surreptitiously carrying in my pocket. Turns out the hole came out in the gent's toilets of a bar in Keswick. Well - I thought - can't be in Keswick and not visit the pencil museum. How wrong I was.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# The yield on the herd had risen dramatically, but we were
pretty sure that the organo-phosphates weren't to blame. We decided to call the vet anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I know
it was like an array of small cups of gravel but turned slightly to the left. The guy in charge had a shit fit and threw us out of the operating theatre, but not before I had just enough time to pick up the adrenal gland and stuff it into my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# yeah
it looked like something from the North face of the Eiger.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Slight TJ
According to the Guarniad the Lords don't get it:



dammit they've fixed it now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I wonder who paid them to say that...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# probably Morrisons
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# It didn't work for Sean Connery in The Avengers
it won't work for Osama
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# i really should download the avengers...mmmmmm diana rigg.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Their....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# hehehe
but sorry to hear about your gran.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)