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[challenge entry] Suicide Bummers

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(Billy Blue Wind Some say I do this for fun., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Needs more diagonally falling into graves.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)
# I'd say NSFW
but that would be moot really, these circumstances do not typically occur in the typical workplace environment typically
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)
# depends on the work really..
I think this is justthe thing for a porn studio..

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I'm not sure, but I wouldn think a porn studio would go in for drops of several hundred feet
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# cliffs of mohair
in ireland?
(chippy time travel agents, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I think b3ta is one of the few places on the web where someone will guess the cliffs' location in this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Moher.
Sorry, bit of a pedant. :-/

Edit: It does look like them though.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I was there this summer!
but there was no bumming
(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Why is it compo'd?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Throwing dismembered people off cliffs while they're having sex
counts as "petty terrorism", doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# They're throwing themselves off.
I'm in a bad mood and therefore pedantic.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I think they must have had help
They're missing quite a bit of their legs.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# This amuses me.
Maybe they've been drinking.

Y'know, Legless. *Gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Ah...
...so it's Orlando Bloom bumming...
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)
# They're SUICIDE BUMMERS
It's a pun or play on words.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Eh? I know. That's why I said they're throwing themselves off.
As in, didn't get help, perhaps from potential "petty terrorists". Which is a reply, or response to a prior statement or question.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# That was meant to be in reply to In Vino Veritas.
Sorry.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Oh, no worries.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:24, archived)
# If I was some sort of cliff-climber, or I enjoyed swimming at the bottom of cliffs
My day would be truly terrorised.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# This is a TRUE FAX*
*did I use it right?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I believe so, the E in TRUE is optional.
Anyway, sup elingphunt? Why the pedantry-inducing bad mood?
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Boredom. I'm sick of waiting for documents. Complete frustration that I have to sit about, waiting for other people to get on with paperwork.
I can leave to Korea NOW, and have been able to for weeks, but it's just getting on my nerves tonight. I dislike having 'kall to do.

What's the deal with you? No Top B (pfffft)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)
# I always wanted to go to Korea, in a prolonged sense, though I suspect I'll never go now due to the enjoyment being sucked out of everything.
Had or have a penpal type bloke in Daegu who I haven't spoken to in absolutely ageeess.
Where abouts you headed?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Incheon for a year.
I'll be staying in Seoul for a week beforehand to get a basic feel of the language. I've wanted to live abroad for a while, particularly the Far East, so can't wait.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# That's going to be mental fun.
The only thing I know about Korean is they have about seven different ways to say everything, based on how respectful you want to be to the person you're talking to. Have fun with that :P
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Honourifics?
I think that's true of most of the asian languages to some degree though. I think Hangeul did have different verb endings or something though, I really honestly can't remember it was a while ago.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Chinese only has two (that I've come across so far in my 18 months of learning it)
But yeah, I imagine Japanese is like that, they seem a very deferential people.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Ha! It's a ridiculous language, although as far as I can discern
it has set characters unlike Chinese, which makes it much easier to learn (30 different ones methinks). I have a couple of friends teaching in China and they're loving it.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)
# That'll be handy.
I know about 1,000 Chinese characters I reckon, and I'm nowhere near able to read a newspaper or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I always wanted to go there because Seoul from what I have seen is a fucking amazing city, just so sleek and everything.
Really nice and comparitively cheap apartments and generally not as technologically and geographically backward as London. Their underground shopping mall things are really cool as well aparantly too, even though they are basically really really cramped flea markets.

I think I can still say Fuck you (or literally "I'll kick your penis") in Hangeul.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Yes, exactly. It's all about the new culture. Totally immersing yourself in a new life.
I'm really interested to find out the Eastern perception of the West too, first hand.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Pfft, Top B finishes at midnight this year, what with the union being rebuilt and it instead being staged in a tent on Tocil field.
We ran an article in the Sanctuary a while ago comparing it to a student's union childcare service. Good times.

And I should be out, but I've seminar work I didn't do at the weekend, natch.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Oh, and drinks also cost £2. That's the one thing it had going for it.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Oh dear. I saw the TES when I was down there for a couple of weeks.
Inventive name. I'm awaiting the renaming of the buses to Mobile Transportation Vehicles or something.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)
# One of its nicknames is, apparently, "the sanitary towel."
I am not sure why.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Gayshift already
?
(Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# suicidal amputee bummers, no less.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)