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# ham-fisted brotards
ham-fisted brotards
ham-fisted brotards
Search for ham-fisted brotards
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:24, archived)
# call someone who cares, dickpull.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)
# THE VIMOD HELPLINE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)
# HELLO YOU HAVE REACHED V VIMOD. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:29, archived)
# CS4 AND A LARGE PIZZA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
# GET YOUR OWN, PIGFUCKER. VIMOD IS A LONE GUN.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:31, archived)
# "I WANT YOUR LOVE"
- someone who isn't vimod
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)
# LOVE DOES NOT AVAILABLE, V VIMOD IS TOO MACHINE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)
# HELLO IS THAT THE B& CS4 USERS HOTLINE?
HELLO? HELLO?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)
# HELLO YOU HAVE REACHED V VIMOD. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU STUPID SACK OF SHITS?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
# VIMOD PLZ TLL ME WHAT IS THE PHOTOSHOP STATUS OF USER:
CKWZL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)
# HE TOTALLY GOT B& THE FUCK OUT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)
# OHHH B& TO SHITTING FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:35, archived)
# USER: CKWZL IS NOT A PHOTOSHOP USER.
USER:CKWZL HAS ACCESS TO TEMPERA PAINTS ONLY AT THIS TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:36, archived)
# FKN LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)
# FOUR GIRLS FINGERPAINT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:44, archived)
# Amazing how they used to send text messages with these things.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)
# DO YOU DOUBT THE POWERS OF V VIMOD?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:37, archived)
# I wanna pizza woggo, extra large, mushrooms, capsicum, lotsa mozzarella and some of that hot salami
*fart*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)
# NO WE DON'T EAT THAT SHITS HERE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)
# GET OUT TREEHUGGING HIPPY VEGO. I WANT MY TASTY SALAMIED ANIMAL!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:39, archived)
# THAT'S WHY YOU'RE FAT AND OILY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)
# FUCK YOU I AM ON A DIET. I HAVE BEEN ON A DIET FOR THREE DAYS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)
# A DIET OF FAT AND OIL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:44, archived)
# NO A DIET OF VERY LITTLE FOOD. AND NO BEER.
I'M WASTING AWAY.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)
# NO A DIET OF VERY LITTLE FOOD. AND NO BEER.
I'M WASTING AWAY.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)
# THAT WAS VERY IMPORTANT, I HAD TO SAY IT TWICE.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)
# GIVE ME BEER OR GIVE ME DEATH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:50, archived)
# well, I just drank the beer.
looks like that's you fucked then, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# death or cake?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# AND FAT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)
# I'LL HAVE THE NUMBER FIVE WITH BLACK BEAN SAUCE!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:33, archived)
# NUMBER FIVE IS ALIVE
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:41, archived)
# Man, texting must have been a bitch on that phone
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:27, archived)
# You lie
Nothing came up in the search
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)
# Turn safe search off and he's scarily correct.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)
# One image
Aww.. I feel ripped off
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)
# The other is from his site
I don't know why I can't see that.
I think he's just pretending he's popular and that google loves him.

WE'RE ONTO YOU, MOFAHA YOU FUCKING LIAR.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:29, archived)
# You're not thinking far enough ahead...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:31, archived)
# I'm not a futurethinker, douche.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Google will find the image, right?
And then it should come up in an image search for ham-fisted brotards, right?
At which point the second result for ham-fisted brotards will be a picture of the results page for ham-fisted brotards.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:39, archived)
# That will cause a Google vortex..
and we will all be sucked into oblivion
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)
# that costs meth.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)
# scary
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:41, archived)
# Look, up there, I made a picture which illustrates this exact situation.
^^^
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:41, archived)
# I SENSE IMPENDING DANGER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)
# I figured that, it's just not there yet.
But still, one day, screenshot that.
Then screenshot it when that one appears.
And so on.

Create a page on your site called "The Brotard Loop"
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:53, archived)
# the brotard loop can only be found in the uncanny valley.
it is a dangerous place. beware!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)
# ALSO: SPLEEN
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# I'm having those organs ultrasounded in a couple weeks
I hope this is exactly what the doctor sees happening inside my body.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:05, archived)
# NEEDS MORE BORTARD LOOP.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:07, archived)
# Done.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:58, archived)
# YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:57, archived)
# ACTUALLY HE IS
BUT HE'LL PROBABLY GET MADE REDUNDANT NEXT WEEK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9164787
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:58, archived)
# [/:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:21, archived)
# who searches in safe mode?
what are you, a nun?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:31, archived)
# I never realised I had it on.
Brotards have set me free.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)
# What's wrong with being a nun?
To be honest, I didn't even know safe mode was on considering yesterday I image searched 'donkey show', 'penis' and 'cockmonger' and still got decent results
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)
# ok, so you got the iranian equivelent of the easter show,
you got a picture of someone selling roosters, and someone that wrote pen 15 on their hand.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)
# why were you googling penis anyway?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)
# Because I almost forgot what one looked like?
haha butt seriously, was going to photoshop one
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)
# get a magifying glass and come to this address
Broom cupboard
Tumbledown building F07
University of Sydney
NSW 2006

And I'll show you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:45, archived)
# I only fall for that once
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)
# doublessly you'll be lost in my eyes.
the hazel ones
the jap one
and the brown one
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)
# Hazel is brown
So technically you have 3 brown eyes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:50, archived)
# I had this conversation with a strange bloke and his girlfriend
he said I had nice eyes and was trying to work out the colour. :S

they're not really brown, but not really green either.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)
# i was releived when a forty odd year old woman told me I had nice eyes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:56, archived)
# I have been getting compliments on my haircut
 
MOSTLY FROM GAY MEN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# I get shouted at for my hair cut
MOSTLY BY DRUNK YOBS WHO THINK I'M JESUS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:02, archived)
# yeah that one never gets old, does it?
 
mostly when people yell at me from passing cars I can't even make out what they're saying
like barking dogs really
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:05, archived)
# GET A HAIRCUT HIPPY
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:10, archived)
# Bah that comment is a lot less amusing now I realise you're a girltype.
It's funnier when you can't even view your own penis!!!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)
# I wouldn't be laughing
if I was a guy and couldn't see my penis. Me would thinks it would of run aways *pout*
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:51, archived)
# hence the reason im on a diet.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:53, archived)
# And have a magnifying glass in your pants...
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:58, archived)
# A COCK DIET?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOL U WISH!!!
NO A DIET WHERE I DON'T EAT VERY MUCH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# VERY MUCH COCK?
 
THE NATIONAL HEALTH AND MEDICAL RESEARCH COUNCIL RECOMMENDS AT LEAST TWO PER DAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:02, archived)
# VERY MUCH OF ANYTHING.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# THE INTERNATIONAL COCK EATERS COUNCIL SAYS
"FIVE IS FINE, BUT NINE IS DIVINE"
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)
# I got penises and donkeys!
(for my birthday last year...)

What were we talking about again? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:39, archived)
# dicks and asses?
that's one heck of a birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# everything.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)
# I'd love to find out how you worked this out.
Then again, it might not make me think of you the same ever again
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)
# TWISTED-HAM RETARDS!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)
# THESE BROTARDS IS HAAAAAAAAM FISTED.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)
# lolroflsbrotards
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:36, archived)
# oh no
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpVOOmmQA5Q
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:15, archived)
# which one are you?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:19, archived)
# HAHAHAAH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:29, archived)
# shiiiiiit
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UV3kRV46Zs
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:37, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:41, archived)
# yeah I couldn't even watch that one all the way through.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)
# HAHAHA
this will always be funny
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:05, archived)
# It's Myron.. in his earlier days
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:16, archived)
# HEY MOFAHA
I HAD TO LOOK UP BALUT THIS MORNING TO FIND OUT WHAT IT IS AND IT IS PRETTY FUCKING DISGUSTING LET ME TELL YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:39, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)
# BALUT BALUT BALUT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)
# VIMOD VIMOD VIMOD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:44, archived)
# HE WILL FIGHT FOR HIS BALUT AND THEN HE WILL HOARD IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:53, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:20, archived)
# ON UR MOD LIST
HOARDIN UR BALUT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)
# *follows along and googles 'balut'*
GAHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)
# Soy eggs sound pretty tasty though.
 
not sure about tea eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:04, archived)