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[challenge entry] Now almost completely mad and in a desperate attempt to post a rocket propelled animal on B3ta, a self funded Colin Pillinger shows off 'Beagle 3'

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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)
# He looks like he's having sexy plans for the dog
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
#
His Wikipedia article has surprisingly little to say about him, but the last sentence of the Beagle 2 Paragraph made me laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# haha
www.maidenart.co.uk/images/flash/farmers.html
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# flash farmers... in their Range Rovers and their wellies
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)
# haha have a super kitty then
www.maidenart.co.uk/images/flash/superkitty.html
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# HA HA HA
super kitty is super :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
this is EXACTLY what would happen!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# took him a long time to be made FRS
I bet I could manage it in ... like a week!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# but he has principles
you'd show up wearing a plunging neckline showing lots of cleavage and would put out to the selection committee
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# THAT'S HOW I WON THE FARADAY PRIZE
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# no its not
you stole that off David Attenborough by getting him pissed up at the reception afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Same difference
the point is I'm a highly respected member of the global academic community of which I am a highly respected member, globally!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Mmmm
I fancy a corned beef, cheese and pickle toasted sarnie for lunch now.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# haha yes
I nearly converted it into a lean mean grilling machine, but I didn't know how
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# sod lunch
I want it now!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I too have felt a hunger
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Talking of simple things on rockets


although you know what's really scary is the file name of this animation could be misconscrued.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# I used up three escapes to read that sign

:)


pic unrelated
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# that's your quota for an entire day!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# arf
escape doesn't work in Safari
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# not even if lions are chasing you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Old joke:

Two friends were out camping on a safari trip.
Suddenly, a lion jumps roaring out of the bushes.
One of the friends grabs a hand of sand and throws it into the eyes of the lion, and proceeds to climb into a tree.
The other man just keeps standing there.
"Come on!", shouts the first one, "what are you waiting for? Climb a tree!"
"Why? I didn't throw the sand!"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# another...
One day, two City types were walking through the park near the zoo and they heard a scream.


"Watch out, The Lion's loose," yelled a keeper - hiding inside an empty cage. The two City chaps heard the cry and one stopped, took a pair of running shoes from his briefcase and quickly slipped them on.


As they jogged off together, the one in city shoes said to his sneaker-clad pal "you don't think that those shoes are going to help you outrun the lion, do you?"


"No,", said his pal, surging ahead. "But I don't have to outrun the lion, I only have to outrun you."
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# haha!
I must try and remember that one...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Yet another one...
"... and in one fell swoop, I lunged at the lion and chopped off its tail!" the adventurer boasted.

"Why not its head?"

"It was already off."
(Cruising Capacity, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Safari Adventure 1.01 by Scott Adams
you are in a clearing. A pack of Lionesses are stalking you
:NORTH
you cannot go that way
:SOUTH
you cannot go that way. The Lionesses are getting closer.
:WSET
I do not understand WSET
:ESCAPE
you cannot escape. The Lionesses attack you. You are torn to shreds, and your blood soaks into the sun baked ground. You are dead. You have scored 11 out of a possible 137.
load, restart or quit?
QUIT
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Hahaha

This is how it always went
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# haha
this doesn't get any sillier :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# hahahah, utter lunacy!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Floella Benjamin?
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I made the mistake of looking for "red rocket"
in google image search with safe search off
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I can imagine but I'd hate to search for
whatever that throws up from Google.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# hahahha, his expression is brilliant....
I'm half expecting this to be an advert for "Pillinger's Perfect Infrared Grill"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# go for it!
www.linuxdevices.com/files/misc/beagle2_clamshell2_sm.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# oooh, I may well do that later on when I have a bit of time :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)