that's your quota for an entire day!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:16,
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arfescape doesn't work in Safari
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:17,
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not even if lions are chasing you? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:19,
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Old joke:Two friends were out camping on a safari trip.
Suddenly, a lion jumps roaring out of the bushes.
One of the friends grabs a hand of sand and throws it into the eyes of the lion, and proceeds to climb into a tree.
The other man just keeps standing there.
"Come on!", shouts the first one, "what are you waiting for? Climb a tree!"
"Why? I didn't throw the sand!"
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:26,
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another...One day, two City types were walking through the park near the zoo and they heard a scream.
"Watch out, The Lion's loose," yelled a keeper - hiding inside an empty cage. The two City chaps heard the cry and one stopped, took a pair of running shoes from his briefcase and quickly slipped them on.
As they jogged off together, the one in city shoes said to his sneaker-clad pal "you don't think that those shoes are going to help you outrun the lion, do you?"
"No,", said his pal, surging ahead. "But I don't have to outrun the lion, I only have to outrun you."
("Watch out, The Lion's loose," yelled a keeper - hiding inside an empty cage. The two City chaps heard the cry and one stopped, took a pair of running shoes from his briefcase and quickly slipped them on.
As they jogged off together, the one in city shoes said to his sneaker-clad pal "you don't think that those shoes are going to help you outrun the lion, do you?"
"No,", said his pal, surging ahead. "But I don't have to outrun the lion, I only have to outrun you."
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:34,
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haha!I must try and remember that one...
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:43,
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Yet another one..."... and in one fell swoop, I lunged at the lion and chopped off its tail!" the adventurer boasted.
"Why not its head?"
"It was already off."
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Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:09,
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"Why not its head?"
"It was already off."
Safari Adventure 1.01 by Scott Adamsyou are in a clearing. A pack of Lionesses are stalking you
:NORTH
you cannot go that way
:SOUTH
you cannot go that way. The Lionesses are getting closer.
:WSET
I do not understand WSET
:ESCAPE
you cannot escape. The Lionesses attack you. You are torn to shreds, and your blood soaks into the sun baked ground. You are dead. You have scored 11 out of a possible 137.
load, restart or quit?
QUIT
(:NORTH
you cannot go that way
:SOUTH
you cannot go that way. The Lionesses are getting closer.
:WSET
I do not understand WSET
:ESCAPE
you cannot escape. The Lionesses attack you. You are torn to shreds, and your blood soaks into the sun baked ground. You are dead. You have scored 11 out of a possible 137.
load, restart or quit?
QUIT
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:24,
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HahahaThis is how it always went
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:27,
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