meat....


From the How Food Is Really Made challenge. See all 213 entries (closed)

( legohead, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:37, archived)

:o
I'm never eating that stuff again!
(Shelby Tree I am Mr Treeeeee www.flickr.com/photos/shelby-tree, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)

lovin the ham
mmm...
( RBX13 the cake is not a lie, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)

'love' ham...

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:55, archived)

If that is Slopped..
It is bloody well done!!
( mikenco, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)

:p
( mikenco, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)

Don't do this again.
It took me ages finding all those proxies to make coffee win the last one.


edit::// foiled into revealing my subterfuge by a ruse.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:48, archived)

Hahaha..
I tried that too.. gave up when PG started throwing a fit :p

EDIT: and on that, g'night :)
( mikenco, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:49, archived)

g'night from me too.
1 last film to upload and then bed I think. To watch a film ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:56, archived)

Tea
but as I'm listening to Blur - Coffee & TV it has to be coffee.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)

ahahah!
*coffee meets monitor*
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)

Coffee! At this hour? You'll never sleep!

( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)

I always finish the night on coffee
admittedly with a huge slug of whisky in it but hey.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)

I wasnt asking you! ;)
I need to have less tea, only 4 cups today, but thats probably why I have trouble sleeping my 7+ cups a day
( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)

urrg
tea!
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:49, archived)

>:(
I dont want to get into a coffee - tea argument right now

What's better?





OH FUCK THIS IS CLOSE!
( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)

don't know off hand
and coffee is also few and far between. I am a beer and wine man in the majority ( but I do like a port and brandy most nights )
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)

I drink lots of tea, lots and lots and lots

( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)

Me too..
Twinnings 'Everyday'.. gone through two bulk bags in as many months
( mikenco, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)

We've gone through 2 80 packs in as many weeks
and there is only 2 of us who drink it in the house
( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)

Ulp.. I just checked the bag in the kitchen...
2x 320 bags in under two months.. and it's just ME who drinks it.

No wonder I need a tooth whitening kit!

EDIT: brb.. gone t'put kettle on
( mikenco, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:12, archived)

Mine need whitening.... I blame it on the tea!
Thats about the same rate as me tho I think

Tea FTW!!!
( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)

I don't take sugar though.
So, it's all good fluid in-take (I can piss for Britain)
( mikenco, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)

I take 2....I should really try to cut back....

( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)

Same mug all day? (great flavour build up)
Or a heap of washing up (if you are posh enough to own that many cups?)
( mikenco, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)

Same mug past week
Rinse every now and again
( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)

In one of past jobs, I knew a guy who didn't wash his mugs for over a month at a time..
I wouldn't mind, but it was one of them soft plastic ones!
( mikenco, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)

Thats quite bad!
Ive got 3 mugs on my desk, Ive only been using one, Im just too lazy to take the others downstairs and clean them
( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:21, archived)

i really want tea now
only got bloody decaf, what's the point?
( legohead, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)

Get out,
Why would you buy that shit!
( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)

this

( mikenco, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)

girlfriends.....
peh!
(edit): it's either the decaf or a selection of utterly terrible "fruit" teas! which is worse?
( legohead, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)

Cunt
Fuck
in
( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)

thanks for the instructions.
:D
( legohead, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)

don't lie, you're a meths drinker and you know it

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)

coffee sweets
fucking disgusting!

only worse food I've eaten was hedgehog flavoured crisps back in the early 80s
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:47, archived)

this is very true
sleeps needed, work on the morrow...argh!
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)

Haha....work! :D

( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)

yeah...work?
that's for people who like money and stuff and food.
loosers! ;)
( legohead, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)

I like money stuff and food
But Im still learning things
( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)

haha...learning
that's for people who like knowledge and information and facts...
cleverers.
( legohead, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:56, archived)

Or people who thought they wanted a job, but after 4 years of learndeding they realise they dont want one yet
and want to dick about in forrin cuntrees
( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)

oh you mean
skivers?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:01, archived)

No I'll still have my fancy MEng to flash about
but no meaningful job to use it with....so yes :D
( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)

oh, i like dikun around in abroads places
currently tryin to get over to cambodias.
can i get a grant?
( legohead, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)

No I needz mai munnez 2 go 2 skandinaveeya in da summerz

( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)

We have a villa in Malta. Can you
clean pools? ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)

Yes
I'd do that!

As long as I could bring a friend
( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)

I don't go. My parents ,
My sister, her kids, my Mrs and the boy usually go in summer and I get some sailing in. Trust me. You'd rather work on a Nazi Kibbutz than have my old man treat you like his house-boy.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)

Cant you cunt them in the fuck and give me the keys for the summer? :D

( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)

would he keep me in the basement?
and bum me up and stuff?
( legohead, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)

i'll clean poos
to stay in a villa in malta
( legohead, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)

\o/
Poor baby!
( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:41, archived)

AHHHHHHHHHHAHHHAHHH FUCK YEAH

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)

This cheered me up
ive added billy bear meat to my shopping list
(scruffpot is offically eating a turnip, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)

been done i think
still good though
( connor, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)

danmit
I knew it was too obvious to have been unbindun.
( legohead, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)

I looked, it hasnt

( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)

well not in this competition
might even have been an animated gif.
( connor, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)

Oh ok then
I retract my previous statement
( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)

i could be wrong
best to let it be f.p'd and let the people decide. i'm fair like that.
( connor, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)

It's the sinister look in the middle frame that makes it

( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)

well if it has bindun before, compo or no.....
i'm sowwy for le mindpiss.
( legohead, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)

ive seen it before

(SuperDave http://www.mysoti.com/mysoti/designer/sooperdave, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)

It has bindun and it has been fp'd

( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)

I had this front paged way back in 2005

( frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)

Yeah
I recall it -- pearoast for compo now!

Well done.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)

Yeah it has been done, but a bit differently, and not for this compo.
This is still good.
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)

hahaha

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)

Excellent stuff
:-)
(Octo , Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

Spamface the bear!
Ees what my flatmates and I call it!

(First post. Last post?)
(Flahoogamay, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)