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From the Pop Goes the Movies challenge. See all 541 entries (closed)
( , Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
From the Pop Goes the Movies challenge. See all 541 entries (closed)
( , Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
haha
I broke all those fucking macho rules the other day and bought a Yorkie Bar and ate the lot - there you go boys CHOCOLATE IS FOR GIRLS! there is no chocolate safe in my hands!
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Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:43,
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it's not just ludicrous mysoginist advertising
they actually put girl poison in yorkies, they can be deadly, you've been very lucky
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Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:45,
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You're welcome to inspect the goodies, sweetheart.
Chocolate bars I mean ;)
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Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:47,
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well the packs are clearly labelled
you've only got yourself to blame
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Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:47,
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That's not clear labelling it just says "Not for Girls"
and what is the best way to ensure women buy it - tell them they can't have it.
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Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:49,
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this is a tactic i use to woo ladies
i shout FUCK OFF NO GET DOWN YOU DOG whenever any woman comes within three feet
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Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:52,
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oh if only you'd cultivated some sort of wonderous tallent as a youngster
like being able to kick a ball into a net... or make wire reverberate pleasingly... then everything would have been different!
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Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:59,
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I suspected this
he get's to look at women naked and tells them they look fantastic - he's just oogling their tits!
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Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:59,
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it's when he starts licking their nipples
that the illusion is totally ruined...
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Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:59,
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It's shite anyway.
I had one and there was not a trace of a Yorkshire Terrier in it!
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Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:53,
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Yes I was dissappointed too
as I didn't run over a single hedgehog with my bus and I thought that's what lorry driving yorkie bar eating men do for a living (hedgehog culling)
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Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:56,
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I like trucking, I like trucking, I like trucking and I like to truck!
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How does the chocolate hold up against disruptors?
I imagine it would absorb the impact much better than shields do as it would just melt and set again rather than blowing up 1/2 the bridge with every impact.
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Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:47,
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I see,
Does this pose a risk to starfleet employees as superheated chocolate is sprayed all over them?
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Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:51,
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