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# DO YOU GET A NICE REDUNDANCY PACKAGE TYPE THING
OR IS IT ONE OF THOSE SHIT REDUNDANCIES WHERE YOU GET NOTHING? IF ITS ONE OF THOSE GO TAKE A SHIT ON THE MOST SENIOR GUYS DESK. EXTRA POINTS FOR HIDING IT. EXTRA EXTRA POINT FOR SHAPING IT INTO, AND REPLACING AN ITEM FROM THE DESK WITH IT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:53, archived)
# I got some money to stay quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Shitting is pretty quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:03, archived)
# ^this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:06, archived)
# speak for yourself
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:06, archived)
# :( Still pretty crappy I guess
Suggestion: Use the money to go somewhere interesting for a bit. Film the results.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:12, archived)
# A shit stapler!
This is a great concept. You genius.

How about a shit molded into the shape of an actual shit? Now that would mess with their heads. But a stapler. I can see him pounding on it with a bad result.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:04, archived)
# I YAM DOIN' SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:07, archived)
# A stapler made of shit?
or a stapler used to staple shit together? Or perhaps, uses special shit staples?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 4:03, archived)