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# why did you go to see jamie cullum?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Well, my ex-girlfriends mum tunes his pianos,
so he gave her a box at teh Albert Hall for one night which we went to.

He was actually surprisingly enjoyable.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Oh, Sush, no. Nooo.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I don't care!
I had a Burger King that night so it was a good night damn you!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# You're crying inside. I CAN SENSE IT.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Yeah, I know,
I was just fronting....
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# EEEEEW.
It'll take weeks of Caroline Keating to make me feel good again now.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# She's dead man.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Her brother was my boss. Trufax
He is an utter, utter dick.

It's obvious he's a taker, too.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# the last time I had burger king I was only about half drunk
I ate it. about five minutes later it had a massive disagreement with my stomach and came back. I was pissed it cost me a lot of money.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Did he try and tune her piano?
by we do you mean you and your ex or you and your ex's mum?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I mean me, my ex, her mum and her mums husband.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Aww, a double date.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Meh, I used to have to go to those kind of things
with her as payment for dragging her to my gigs all the time. Although, I managed to keep her thinking I hated classical music for ages so that I could go to concerts I actually wanted to go to, but she thought I was doing it for her ;) WIN!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# all the best relationships
are a web of lies
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU TOLD ME LAST NIGHT
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I was only using you
.. I needed someone to play Army of Two with...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# This^^^^
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# kinkay.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Yeah,
it is horrendously kinky to be sat in the same massive room as more than one woman.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# This is why I did Physics
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# There are women in physics?
You sir are a liar and a nonsense! ;)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Strangely, there are quite a lot in the area I'm working in.
Despite there being virtually none on the BSc. I don't know where they come from.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# no he's right. there are a few. more than maths anyway
clearly a physics major did me no good at all.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# pfft. lowly unmathematical scum...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Maths is merely the language of Physics.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Yep.
But we usually communicate in a series of grunts and leave the polysyllabic stuff to the theorists and mathematicians.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# you're sounding more and more like an engineer.
engineers want to be physicists, just like astronomers want to be theorists, like theorists want to be mathematicians and mathematicians want to be gods...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
# You're just jealous because our work is vaguely relevant to the real world
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# you said physicist not engineer.
(besides, I've got an adv phys major, and worked in a lab as an undergrad, it's all stickytape.)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# The patients we help diagnose and treat seem to find it relevant.
Obviously we couldn't do it without sticktape and bluetack.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# My honours thesis was on ultrasound contrast agents.
FUCK YES I AM RELEVANT!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Hurrah!
I'll be spending a fortnight in ultrasound soon.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)
# does that make sense?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)