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# two quadruple whiskies and two pints of cider, ice in the cider
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I want to play the drinking game.
"you have soup. Why don't have any soup?"
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# "what is it?"
"matter!"
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Liar! You've got antifreeze! You mustn't mix your drinks!
edit : How can I not know how to spell "mustn't"? it's "must not". very easy. "musnt"? fool!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
#
I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I must say, that represents a level of hypocrisy in you that I'd previously suspected, but not noticed due to highly evasive skills.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I can't Handle the meat.... As a young boy I used to weep in butchershops.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)