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# 2000th post, 2nd b3taday, protocol demands this




NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# I think you're lying.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Also day. Happy day.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Thank you.
Lying? OK the photo is 3months old but it is mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)
# AND I FILTAD
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# SEY IT AINT SEW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# CANNOT SHALLNOT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# WHAT I CLEARLY MEANT TO SAY WAS:
HELLO, DARLING, COME THIS WAY OFTEN?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# HULLO THERE MISTER
YUS I'M HERE EVERY DAY, WHAT'S A WEIRD HUNKYFUCKBEAST LIKE YOU DOING IN A CIVILISED PLACE LIKE THIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I FORAGE FOR TASTY SHOOTS AND FUNGI FROM WHICH TO GATHER NUTRIENTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)
# day!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:03, archived)
# ta!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# and those are some child bearing hips if I ever saw some
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# The best type :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I didnt say it was a bad thing : D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# I was lying on my sofa with cameraphone taped to a mikestand
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Very nice!
Maybe it'll get FPd.. Hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# THIS IS ART
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# and pubes
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Any plans for next year....
he said hopefully.......?
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)
# I was brought up as a naturist
so I s'pose next year could be one of those twisty cameras on a stick up my cervix
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Have some nutmeat
Happy B3taday!

(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)
# NUTMEAT
BEST OF ALL THE NUT-BASED MEATS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Only from Australia
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)
# A real shame
I've had many nut roast/cutlet-type preparations, but never ACTUAL NUTMEAT.
I must get some.

NUTMEAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# it's an anagram of MUNT TEA
happy b3taday, ministry of ministries
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Fanx mister!
Right now I would love some MUNT TEA
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Surpassed only by
Nutella!
and Nuttelex!

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Nutella conatains nuts?
odd
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
# ..................
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)
# you're a doctor noW?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# I decided it was for the best.
I have noticed that people seems to put 'dr' on their names if they have been here for too long.

Also tis what my degree is aiming towards
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Oh I'll be epiphany MEng (Hons) soon hopefully then :D
And maybe if I decide to do a PhD instead of getting a job I'd then be Dr epiphany MEng (Hons) :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Dr Scunner Bsc (Hons) DClinPsy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)
# who are you?
I thought you were new?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)
# I was Ministry of Shit, then Ministry of Shelving
Look for a pattern
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# So what will you be next?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Ministry of pasanonic
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Ministree of Apples.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Or maybe the Ministry ot Tasmania
Considering Tasmania's shape...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Shape of an orange, right?
Right.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# you know it...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Brocolli of Munt Tea
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Shit, shelving, nutmeat,
that's a confusing pattern.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# fibinacci
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Fibinacci of Trees
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# sounds like a linear progression to me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# drug addict
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Oh mimsy
photo or it didn't happen!

oh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)
# no...attention seeking cunts demand it.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Is that a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Cunt? Cunt joke? No? No.
I'LL MAKE MY OWN GODDAMN JOKE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
# yes, I did get what you were meaning..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Cheer up, guy. It's not all doom and gloom you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Pffft!
THAT STATEMENT DESERVES TO BE IN CAPS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I don't see why

crackin' body...but so very fucking sad.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Congrats, and may I be the first to probably inappropriately say:
Phwoar!

Happy day to you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Thank you kind sir!
As a mid-to-late 30's year old I need all the Phwoar! I can get ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# nice teeth
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHA! YES
no
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# hmmm
wat
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)
# BRN & H3D, NUTSHELF!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Hooray
For lovely lady-milestones!

EDIT: Here's a more suitable covering:
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Is that some alternative minge?
For there are many.
This evening I've searched MINGE in various states of safeitude.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:51, archived)
# That would be the back of my head over your minge
It was meant as a compliment.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Why thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# o.0 *drops monocole
*cough* uh, happy candleday miss!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:01, archived)
# *curtsies*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:10, archived)