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# Ahh, now we're into 'Best Breakfast in the World' territory
Scrambled Eggs, Tsar Fillet Smoked Salmon, double cream, and a smattering of fresh cut chives.

On Toasted Vogel bread.

nom nom nom...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Bacon sandwich on tiger bread, spliff, coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# *ahem*
I have yet to wake you with the afore-mentioned breakfast, but trust me, if and when I do, your mind will be changed accordingly.

Edit: With added Sumatra Mandehling fresh ground coffee, mark you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Feel free to wake me with food
this is always well received. Well, unless you wake me by beating me about the face with a sea bass.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Well, I must admit, that's not the usual mode of wakening
chez Gruntfuttock Mansions.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Phew!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Well, we try and uphold our standards, I'll have you know...
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# that be hangover breakfast
with tomato sauce. the addition of a fried egg calls for the sauce to be changed to brown. the tiger bread must NOT be pre-sliced.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# that be birthday breakfast
either that or blueberry waffles with maple syrup and whipped cream, followed by a coffee sweetened with more maple syrup.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# birthday coffee:
triple shot americano with hazelnut syrup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# ooooh, you temptress!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# eggs benedict and a blow job
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Odd, the waitress seemed less than eager to provide that when I ordered...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I hope you didn't leave a tip
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# *avoids obvious response*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)