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# *buys eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Sam Neil is very sweaty all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# hey, sex is sex
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)
# even with old sweaty old man neil
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
# still better-looking than my ex
he looked like a twiglet with a bad wig.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)
# we saw Sunny Bono this morning
He is looking good now he is dead
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)
# i would imagine so.
cher has been dead for years, but nobody's got the nerve to tell her.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# that is the lengths you have to go to, to get away from cher
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)
# she's a zombie, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)
# No, zombies have some form of compassion in them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)
# she has issues
her embalmer didn't hug her often enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)
# A picture similar to this
emol.org/music/artists/cher/images/cher2009.jpg

was in my morning paper today - coffee was spit...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)
# JESUS WEPT!
if i'd seen that this morning, coffee would have been violently regurgitated all over my pyjamas.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)