all done now :)


From the Shop The Police challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)

NEENAWNEENAW
:D:D
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)

WHOOP WHOOP

( mofaha : life during wartime, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)

that's the sound of Da Police.

( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)

It's also the sound of Redsushi breaking his foot on his birthday

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)

Orly?

( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)

Hahahaha

( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)

*clicks*
awesome both in content and execution!
( enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)

woo!
i like the chuffed expression of the bobby who caught the robber!
also: eyeball in an evidence-bag?
( Seventh "Oh, cry me a fucking river, Barry!", Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)

indeed it is
I'd respomnd with a witty eye related pun, but I'm very tired and I think I've ruptured my spleen while putting my back out, oof!
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)

Putting your back out?
Again?

Get Mrs Toast to make you a Lego Batman mug, that'll always help.
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)

it was all going so well too
haven't been to the osteopath for almost 2 years
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)

Aww...

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)

Skoda and vauxhall? ace cars? You are wrong mr toats :D

( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)

I have no idea what cars the police drive to be honest

( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)

Volvo
ace stuff Toats
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 23:42, archived)

where do i sine up
woop woop this is da sound of da police
( pippy is a truck, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)

i notice that you have a darkie cop
but where is the lady rozzer? eh? EH? q;
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)

she is, er, damn my lack of equal opportunities!

( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)

never mind that, what have you got against feet? ;)

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)

hahaha

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)

ooooh pick me pick me!
I actually applied for the police, and passed the tests. I dropped out though because they rushed my application too fast for me to sort out a new place to stay. Now I can't re-apply until this september.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)

Haha :)
Please do one of those time-lapsed video things of you drawing one of your ace little characters; I'd love to see how they come about, they're brilliant.
( zeltergiset, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)

I wouldn't know how
basically its pencil, then biro, then scan, then colour, then post
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)

Do you not photograph your pictures any more?
I seem to remember you saying ages ago (back when I was on here regularly) that you preferred the texture of photographing the pictures...
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)

I do, but it makes people think I'm some kind of luddite freak
so I pretend I scan them :D
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)

Wool - Eyes
Eyes - Wool.
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)

A man had woolen eyes, he couldn't see very well
I knitted them into a great big ball and rolled them down the hill
(Sister Nutmeat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)

this advert was brought to you by james may

( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)

that asterisk must have only recently been added
some existing police are right cunts
( mictoboy, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)

Yay
That's some glorious stuff!
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)

I *heart* you for these lovely challenge entries
This is both awesome and nice.
Edit: I am going to print this and take it to my local police station.


I will chop off the bottom line of text though

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)

leave it on, it is clearly a check that needs implementing
to raise the public's opinion
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)

"Otherwise please fuck off, ta"
wouldn't be appreciated.
I meant the last line, not both.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)

I suppose it works without that, ok ;)

( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)

Perfectly :)

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)

*signs*
:D
( WiL can take it all!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)

If only this was true
Woo, Yay & clickity
:)
( chunderbunny, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)

Yo Toasty!
Ace as ever, sir :)

*clicks*
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)

Hahaha eye inna bag!
compo winnah!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)

Lovely!

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)

happytoast if you make 16 more of these you can dominate the entire page of popular challenge entries.

( Shada TANGLE BUDDIES!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)

burglars would be a lot easier to catch if they did dress in stripy shirts and masks.
 
our pigs can't usually catch anybody unless they turn themselves in
they're often in the news saying hey, we got nothing, could somebody please tell us who done it?
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)

on main bbc news page today
are these:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_east/8022920.stm
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/staffordshire/8023881.stm

i wish ignore worked on popular page :(
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)

Yeah, but it works on here.... bye bye spooney.... *clicks*
Mr Toast - it's awesome. Keep it up.
( Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)

somewhat reminds me of
this

No offense, but I really don't find them funny.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)

Lovely Work
Great job
( Sheep!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)

I've come back from hols...
... to discover it was national HappyToast week the other week.

Can't click most of them 'cos they're archived, but that's a fine set of images you've made there. If you don't draw for a living, surely you should (or at least could) do so.

Just magic.
( Ugi is dazed & confused, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:36, archived)