A poem


From the David Icke challenge. See all 194 entries (closed)

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

:D
\o/
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)

uh-oh - thread deletion above^^^

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

good show

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

Eh? It vanished!
What the hell is wrong with people *bangs head against screen*
( Barbarossa survived today's apple relatively unscathed. Woo!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

*crash*
those flatscreens aren't nearly as sturdy, are they
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

Haha true!
but they don't give you eye-cancer
( Barbarossa survived today's apple relatively unscathed. Woo!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

people are so naughty
I'm going to send them VERY BAD VIBES
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

Slimy ones with no batteries.
Made out of bread.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

With no bread batteries
Most people turn into zombies and attack
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

Haha
Wasn't it on QI that they talked about the ancient greeks using bread for this purpose?
( Maximinimus: I wanna girl with lips like morphine, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

Keine Ahnung.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?"
just made me think of kelly's heroes... :D
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

you gotta stop digging all those negative waves, baby

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

It was the lizards what done it
*trembles
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

Hahaha tip top!
*Enclicken*
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

alright matey, how bist?

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

*claps heartily*
Excellent work, Tom O'Awesome Shoes.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

someone at a party on friday saw my shoes and asked if i was tom o'bedlam off B3ta.
i glee'd
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

You shit me? Who were they?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

a chap who lurks here sometimes.
:)
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

Do I need these?
www.newlook.co.uk/women/footwear/ankle_boots/1638927/163892718/productdetails.aspx?vid=1638942&language=en-GB

they're in the sale AND retro AND real suede.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

yes but only because you knwo how to dress
maybe with that really bright corset of yours
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

I hadn't even thought of that.
YOU have an excellent brain.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

hells yeah i do :)
i'm writing a short story about an evil stage magician who infects his audience with diseases. Its going to be called Bastardo the Astounding
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

only if you want to look like Pocahontas

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

Captain Smith and Pocahontas
Had a very mad affair
When her daddy tried to kill him
She said 'Daddy now don't you dare- he gives me fever'


*Sings*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

thats one of the sexiest songs ever
especially when its sung by big black ladies with really throaty voices


*melts*
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

:(
Not even little ginger ladies that have been singing it for years?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

i bet that could do the job

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

It's done it before.
Not to you, unless there's something you remember and I'm not allowed to (he was there, I was there and so were our friends- the genitals).
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

*phwoars*

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

If you weren't so gleeful and you had a different coat...

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

i'd be me, on a bad day, wearing a different coat?

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

Exactly.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

haha
I say get the boots, they are cheap.

And looking at the sizes available I'm guessing that they use about the same amount of suede for that pair of boots as my new pair of trainers ;P
( Maximinimus: I wanna girl with lips like morphine, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

I'm a size 6, that's not that small.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

I wasn't saying it was a small size
And don't forget my perception on size is highly skewed
( Maximinimus: I wanna girl with lips like morphine, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

You're some sort of one-eyed leviathan?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

Hehe
My depth perception is fine but leviathan is too nicer word...
( Maximinimus: I wanna girl with lips like morphine, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

I think the fringing is too long
/pointlessly critical blog
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

Well I can trim it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

oh yes
I really ought to think about things a bit more
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

was there a post-it note on your shoes
saying "Ask me if I'm Tom O'Bedlam off b3ta"?
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

even better, my shoes actually say "tom o'bedlam" on the side

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

Easy ways to make me squeal my tits off in the middle of Soho include
showing me shoes with your name on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

you'd love me then, my real name is "hi-tech"

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

PHWOAR

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

pleased to meet you
signed
Real Leather Upper
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

If your name was Real Leather
I'd force you to have a handlebar moustache and a codpiece like bloody Cameo or something. OH, and a stetson.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

I got a purdy mouth

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

Chaps. I'd make you wear chaps.
CHAPS.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

you made me office-lol, dammit, YOU HAVE NO SOLE!

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

*gets out tipp-ex and writes name on shoes*

( Maximinimus: I wanna girl with lips like morphine, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

hahahha, that is so very WOO!
*click!!*
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

thank you kindly

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

oh this is lovely

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

wake up sheeple!
aren't my acheingly satirical images waking you up to the falsity of your world of perceptions?

no? aspartame? ASPARTAME!



have you already entered all you catnippp stuff?
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

haha, sorry I didn't get this message til now
I entered my Icke last night in a fit of stoned glee as I'd just found out what the new compo was.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)

Hooray!
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

Transformer, David Icke in disguise!
WOO *click*
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

david icke, more than meets the eye!

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

\o/

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

thank the lord
for you
*click*
( twig has new glasses, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

i'm the chosen son of the godhead
don'tchaknow?
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

haha, this is good

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

Beautifully done, sir

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

thank you very much :)

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

May your *clicks* be plentiful....
You got one from me :D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

huzzah :)

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

arf!
Edit: DELEEEETER!!!
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

Excellent
Woo
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

Haha
the truth is out
:D
( chunderbunny, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

Wonderful, mate

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

Nicke

Couldn't get the font.

PS - replying rather than starting new post. I take it everyone would prefer that if I'm posting more than a couple of images a day.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

its a shame that no one will see this. its dead good

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

Glad you like it
I didn't want to open a new thread, as I already did 2 today. Don't want to be labelled a spammer.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

i want
dem kicks. stamp on face all day long! la la la
( mrpoo has got something in his front pocket for you, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)