Knackers
I bet if you where living in an Amazon Tribe they still wouldn't sell you a hand held computer for only £7.
(Pork Chop, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 16:33, archived)

Loincloth
Ah, but if you were living in an Amazon Tribe you'd not be too worried about scheduling meetings and storing peoples e-mail and postal addresses now would you.

And besides, where do you keep your life's savings of 7 British pounds when you wear a Loincloth? (that's a rhetorical question!!!)
( giraffen, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 18:04, archived)