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[challenge entry] Ashton Kutcher has one million followers

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(Mechanical Wombat . Doing my bit for Darwin on, Wed 6 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
# bollocks
he isn't that evolved
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
# He's third from the left
chasing that bastard who's nicked his phone.
The two behind are his groupies.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
# heheh
his phone was confiscated until he learns how to use it without hitting it with a rock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Rudimentary tool use, by a rudimentary tool
A characteristic of Homo Habilis Kutcheris.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
# you've just reminded me of jon pertwee
on carry on screaming, looking in a book for homo erectus, tutting and saying "oh my, wrong homo"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
# lol
he could form an army.. oh wait, thats not good
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 6 May 2009, 22:17, archived)