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# Is Kerry King a gaylord or did I dream that?
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:47, archived)
# he's a guitar lord, that's for sure :)
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:48, archived)
# I've never heard that
but why not
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:50, archived)
# That more or less confirms it.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:51, archived)
# lmao I'm going to twitter this STAT
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
# He seemed happy when he had a CAPTAIN in his lap
so I'd guess no.

Oh yes. I've sat on 3/4 of Slayer. Oh yes.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
# that sounds like a euphemism
but in any case, I hope he was humming "Reign in Blood" at the time :)
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
# It was years ago, and I was a little drunk
Having just met my namesake from STEPS!

She's lovely.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
# don't be daft
there's no-one called captain wow in steps
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
# There's a Fae though.
Well, a Faye. Her with the dreadlocks.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
# sorry, but you lost all rights to your birth name when you came online
you're captain wow now, be sure to update your business cards accordingly

i think the world would be a more interesting place if this were true
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
# I'd not mind that.
I quite like it at meets when everyone calls me Captain.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Slayer and Steps in the same building....
How drunk were you?
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
# :D it was Ozzfest
she turned up as she loved System of a Down.



(actually, it was a sort of marquee tent thing)
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
# aaah

haha yea I've heard she liked 'em :D
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
# It was very odd, that day.
I also told a large number of the lostprophets where they could stick their autographs.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Oooh can I touch you?

Who were the others? Please tell me one of them was Dave Lombardo
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
# No, he was having a sulk in the tourbus.
I've sat on Kerry and played with his beard, sat on Jeff and plaited his hair and sat on Tom and had a two word poem written for me by him :D
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Haha yes you've told us about the poem.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
# I shall continue to go on about it.
Tom Araya wrote me a poem. That's fucking amazing.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Or, to speak in his words, it's FUCKING AMAZING

He is the Brian Blessed of metal
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
# \o/
He's my love.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
# :)

What always cracks me up is that Disorder song, with Ice T. Differences in vocal volume are so painfully plain to hear there.

"War!" "WAAARRR!" "We don't need you war!" "WEDONTNEEDYOURWAAAAAAAOOORRRRR!!"

In fact, I'm going to listen to it now, just to forget we're having a small leakage in the house.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:19, archived)