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# i've seen the first one and thought it was alright.
not really my cup of horror tea though. not enough bruce cambell
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# What are they even about?
Other than a bloke having acupuncture.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# if you open the puzzle box
demons come out of the walls and fuck/rape/pierce/tease/tear/stimulate you to death

if you're lucky
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# That's about the size of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# That's nice.
But what's the film about?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# That's what happens whenever someone challenges me to a game of Uno.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# ^
the first one is genuinely creepy, but they get sillier and sillier until 4 which is essentially Hellraiser meets Red Dwarf. I can't remember if it's 6 or 7 which is a direct sequel to the first one (and quite satisfies in that regard) but 8 with Lance Henriksson is really disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# 4 was fucking terrible.
1 and 2 are the best, 2 being my favourite for reasons unknown even to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Found it on imdb - number 6: Hellseeker is worth a look too
www.imdb.com/title/tt0274546/

a surprisingly good sequel
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Oooh I've not seen that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I've watched them all so that you don't have to
but I'd recommend this one
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Noted, thanks poppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# eh? there's Hellraiser 8?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# yes
in which "Hellraiser" is an online video game and all the kids who play it go to a big house for a party, but the dad of their friend who killed himself...nah, it's too ridiculous to even explain
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:25, archived)