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[challenge entry] Too many pictures of birds.

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(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Worse book ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# So you've not read Ulysses then?
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# how can any thing be worse then Moby Dick?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# it could be moby dick covered in poo.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# sweetcorn under your foreskin or up your japs eye
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# the pleasures of which i can only dream of.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# *points*
ha-ha, roundhead
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# decreases the pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I'm not cut and I'm not long enough to get it up my own arse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# stick it up someone elses arse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
#
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(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Well what are you waiting for?
Go get some sweetcorn, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# ok, describe to me in terms i can understand, how to transform myself
from sitting at home sipping martinis eating rice crackers and wondering what I'm going to tell my supervisor on monday, while worrying about calculating some odd sums, to motoring on down the dirt highway, preferably, although not necessarily, with a woman. I restrict attention to only the alive human domain.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# OK, what you need to do is scrub up, chuck on some half-decent clothes and go down your local bar
preferably later in the evening, when ladies have partaken of alcoholic beverages. Don't look desperate. Don't forget your sweetcorn.

Of course the easiest way you will get any guaranteed action of any description is to go to a gay sleeze bar and tell them you are straight, and curious. Flies round poo, my friend. Of course you'll only get an expert blowjob. He might have tits if you are lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# that sounds like they simply wish to exploit me
and won't really care about my feelings at all

*sobs*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Yep, that's right.
You got the horn yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# no not really.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I think I see the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# what? that I battered my sav too hard earlier?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 May 2009, 12:27, archived)