OK, what you need to do is scrub up, chuck on some half-decent clothes and go down your local bar
preferably later in the evening, when ladies have partaken of alcoholic beverages. Don't look desperate. Don't forget your sweetcorn.
Of course the easiest way you will get any guaranteed action of any description is to go to a gay sleeze bar and tell them you are straight, and curious. Flies round poo, my friend. Of course you'll only get an expert blowjob. He might have tits if you are lucky.
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Of course the easiest way you will get any guaranteed action of any description is to go to a gay sleeze bar and tell them you are straight, and curious. Flies round poo, my friend. Of course you'll only get an expert blowjob. He might have tits if you are lucky.