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# There's a war on - we all have to tighten our belts


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Latest advice from the war office:

'Excessive use of tattyslop does not help the war effort. B3tans should restrict their images to collage and watercolor. Paint-mashing is still acceptable but you should try and use Instant mash instead. Hummus, already in short supply will become even rarer. If you couldn't hummus before the outbreak of hostilities it is extremely unlikely you will be able to now.'
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:22, archived)
# haha
hoho
heehee
(_, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:23, archived)
# yay!
brilliant!
I love the sellotape effect
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Genius
Oh, yes, genius, I say.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:24, archived)
# inspired!
oh, oh, oh, old school!!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:24, archived)
# you can get instant hummus
but the results are less than impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:24, archived)
# woo!
can't we get tinned hummus?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:24, archived)
# i have a stockpile
of tinned hummus along with an old pc with a hard-drive full of kitten pics in a bunker in my back garden. no intermaweb tho, so i don't know what i'll do with the pics.
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:26, archived)
# print them off
give them to people!
and tell them to pass them on to all their friends.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Fan bloody tastic
You shall be our new god.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:24, archived)
# that
is fucking superb
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:24, archived)
# fantastico
woo
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:25, archived)
# woo
I love it
(I helped save b3ta! smutch, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
That's very funny indeed! And speaking of war efforts, this is a bit amusing. A bit. www.ready.gov/
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:25, archived)
# pottery owl
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:26, archived)
# Modern classical composer's
penis, you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Koyaanisqatsi!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Andrew Lloyd Webbers Willy?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Philip Glass...
Andrew Lloyd Webber, classical?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:36, archived)
# I know, I know, but
he's the only composer I know the name of
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Reich's Dick
Part's Schlong
Gorecki's Knob
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Stockhausen's todger
Nyman's John Thomas
(I helped save b3ta! smutch, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 12:28, archived)
# sooper
dooper
(BadgerJuice, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:25, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:25, archived)
# brilliant!!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:26, archived)
# that is great
really old school. and i'm not in the slightest bit miffed that I was going to do it like that but you b3at me!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:26, archived)
# Woo Yay
thats clasic
(subliminal_knickers, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:26, archived)
# is that
the sellotape plug-in?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Ocean ripple
- if truth be told
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:28, archived)
# oh yes!
that's splendid
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Woo for the pic
and Yay for fibreglass step ladders.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:27, archived)
# marvellous
I have donated my bandwidth to be melted down for warheads
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:27, archived)
# fantastic
stuff
woo yay hoopla and RAH!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:34, archived)
# woo yay hooooooopla!
That frickin' rules :D
(OB1, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Oi! No!!!! (w/y/h)
(dognutz, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:42, archived)
# de-
lightful!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Hummus
of the highest order
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:46, archived)
# molto
benny
(I helped save b3ta! patchman, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Absolute
fucking genius!

You sir are a veritable God.

Woo, and indeed, Yay!
(v1ctory_1s_m1ne Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Is that...
...Aberystwyth?
(Lambkin, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Well spotted!
top marks to you!
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Hooray!
"Where the holiday pound buys more fun!"
(Lambkin, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 13:05, archived)
# heh heh!
that fucking rocks! woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 12:26, archived)
# oh dear
I've just burst out laughing in the middle of a course in Bracknell
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 13:30, archived)
# w/y/h
sadly, i have to live there...

(if you don't know, it's aberystwyth)
(/chris, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 13:34, archived)
# OMG
is that real!!??
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 23:08, archived)