How can you improve on the humble tampon?


You can't!

From the Reinventing The Wheel challenge. See all 168 entries (closed)

( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

I can't read the purple text

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

Really...?
Even on zoom? I try not to break file size laws... but I'll try a link
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

Trod on pens ivy and boing enharrased about your infelor butler functers? Oat a foading gnif grill...

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

Hahaha

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

See
that's what I meant to type
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

Please - won't someone think of the gnif grills?

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

This image was obviously stolen from riverghost

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

Haha!

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

*squints*
Can't... read... text...
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

I don't have pens envy

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

Hahahahahhahahaha!

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

hahahaha
Is that a tag or did you put Bob the Mul where it is to let us know that you're a girl with a gun?
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

Knowing that answer
... lessens the fun!
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

haha

I think girls would buy this.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

I know at least one.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

Camilla Parker Bowles?

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

I've told you to stop calling me that.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

but it arouses me to do so!

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

Rolf Harris

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

Margaret Thatcher

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

Woof!

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

tampons are not humble...
...they are relentless blood-suckers.
( atomic A-bomb a nation, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

I tried to make a tampon cannon out of a nerf gun
but I lost interest and the ex used all the tampons I had :/
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

So you backhanded her for being a selfish bitch.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

We have a remote control
rocket launching truck... I've thought about it... but never wanted to get a tampon stuck in it and then having to explain to my 3 year old why I broke his toy.
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:03, archived)