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# Everything is okay for the skugosaurus
Supposedly the perfect age for female to male is 1/2 the guy's age plus 7.

I'm not highly versed on these kinds of issues, so probably best to ignore my advice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Yay!
hmm now how to ask...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Just say she's wearing a smashing blouse and rub your thighs
Nature will do the rest...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)
# i think i've caught her attention
but this is the internets? ...she only down the road but im stupidly shy and pathetic :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Tom's probably the best one to ask
I hear all the ladies are after him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Yeah cos (said in a not gay voice) he's a ladies man
i'm SkUGly :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Look for me in the London bash pics if you want to see ugly
Just make a 6'6" cardboard cutout of me, then you'll look like the most attractive person she's ever seen by comparison. Simples.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
# i'm far too lazy to do that
the fact i don't have a printer... it'll just be a cut out of a stick man cos i cant draw...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)