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[challenge entry] 'Do not touch the glass...'

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(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] it dont get shatter then this

they shoot the shat out of that lobby...
(Acydemon, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
# I would guess he
shatner mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Jamnog
you little hunter s. thompson you. Are you aware that you chose to greet me by kissing me hard on the lips when I arrived in the hostel?

I was only slightly turned on.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
# ROFL
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
# thank god I wasn't the only one who thought that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
# you mean the long-lost identical twin of hunter s. thompson?
I found it magnificent. I mean it in the most complimentary way possible.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
# likewise, I've had to show the video to a couple of friends and each have said it was like watching Fear and Loathing
but with less, you know, words and more glazed expressions :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
# I wittered back in your direction regarding oedipus
www.b3ta.com/board/9492584

I hope it makes sense... there may well be a specific replacement for the oedipus complex that I don't know about, but I really would doubt it. I haven't really studied Freud properly for some years.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)
# having said all that
it's likely that Jungian methods may have replaced the oedipus complex as he was a Freudian who rejected that theory... it's a possibility, I'm really not sure, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
# crap i missed this bit
I went off to guildwars after posting that
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# He was doing that to ALL of the blokes with beards
Apart from me.

*folds arms and looks stern*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
# i didn't get one either
I got a hug that damn near took my head off though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
# To be fair,
he offered you money to violate him.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
# oh yes, so he did
I didn't want to take the poor mans money though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Haha
he only showed me the toilet paper room and jumped on some mattresses.
He did tell me he loved me later on though, it was touching.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
# touching cloth?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I didn't dare ask
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
# he is a wonderful man.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Hello
Is it okay to ask your mates step sister out?
she 22 and i 28 - too much age gap?
anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Everything is okay for the skugosaurus
Supposedly the perfect age for female to male is 1/2 the guy's age plus 7.

I'm not highly versed on these kinds of issues, so probably best to ignore my advice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Yay!
hmm now how to ask...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Just say she's wearing a smashing blouse and rub your thighs
Nature will do the rest...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)
# i think i've caught her attention
but this is the internets? ...she only down the road but im stupidly shy and pathetic :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Tom's probably the best one to ask
I hear all the ladies are after him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Yeah cos (said in a not gay voice) he's a ladies man
i'm SkUGly :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Look for me in the London bash pics if you want to see ugly
Just make a 6'6" cardboard cutout of me, then you'll look like the most attractive person she's ever seen by comparison. Simples.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
# i'm far too lazy to do that
the fact i don't have a printer... it'll just be a cut out of a stick man cos i cant draw...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
# i'd have thought that was ok on both counts, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
# woo!
i stupidly shy though :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Just show her that milestone post from a day or two ago.
She'll be putty in your hands.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
# the hair goes from my toes to my head
scary stuff
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
# If she laughs in your face and says "Fuck off Grandad", then it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
# ha ha ha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Just gonna pop this here...

Quick and shit and just noticed bindun.Feck.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry] He he he, Everyone loves tha shattlehoff!
Well, may as well sling this in here,



De-ris here
www.amazon.com/Has-Been-William-Shatner/dp/B0002RUPH4

How is the board this fine evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
# full of shat
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)
# It would appear most people are
Unles you are being truthful and your bowel has become stuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)