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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:45, archived)
# oh noes
in the future cownsil estates will be skyscrapers :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:49, archived)
# Mmmmmm dumplings!
woo and 'ningles all. MAy I introduce you to Mr. Spanky. Mr. Spanky will be my6 hangover for the morning. My he's a big boy. I have this strange urge for bacon.

EDIT: I have vague memories of last night, eating bikkies and cheese and using scissors to cut gherkins.

EDIT EDIT: The bacon was getting lonely in the fridge so I bought it some eggs to keep it company.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: echo echo cho cho ho ho o o o

EDIT EDIT EDIT: I've got new socks on.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:56, archived)
# Do NOT tempt us with your Bacons
Some of us do not have Bacons
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)
# I haz the bacon.
I has much bacons. I has three of the packets of the bacons. Pigs are a bit like Jebus. They died for our dins!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)
# And some of us have bacons but cannot eat it....in fact
Some hae meat and canna eat,

And some wad eat that want it;

But we hae meat, and we can eat,

And sae the Lord be thankit.

Robert Burns
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)
# He would do
I put a whole cannister of petrol on him.

*waggles helloey hand*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)
# Well the scots do like crispy fried :D
Waggles "something" back by way of reply...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)
# *calls the rossers*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Are they snuggly towelling socks??
*envies*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)
# *sobs*
I lied! They are not on me tootsies! I do have a whole pack of them within arms reach so I can be ensockified at short notice.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)
# Keep a pair in your pocket
and you'll have the pleasure of fresh sockicity whenever you need it today!
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Good thinking
safe socks.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)
# Is that a wooly sock in your pants
or are you pleased to see me?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Naaaa.
It's just a huge boner.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
# liking the word sockicity
where is this wonderful place...can I live there?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)
# ning mr spanky
why don't you put some Motorhead on for your owner's delight :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)
# Bet you didn't think you'd be saying that when you got up this morning:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)
# joe corral
gave me 4-1 on it actually :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)
# I'd love to know the odd on finding a sweet chestnut or my doorstep this morning even though they're completely out of season.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)
# probably 7-4
i found a herd of chickens on my doorstep yesterday....that was a surprise too
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)
# Sounds like a Flock of Seagulls tribute act.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)
# hahaha that's tickled my bits that has
i've a feeling they will be coming to a club near you soon :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Chickens are very interesting grammatically.
The adults and the chicks both have three collective nowns.
Chickens: brood, flock or peep.
Chicks: brood, chatter, clutch.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)
# chicks are well clutch them
:D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)
# I seem to recall that you can have a cete of badgers and a bevy of beavers.
EDIT: It's fucking annoying that I had to drag my hungover carcass out of bed and have breakfast ready for everyone one by 8am and I haven't seen a soul yet today!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)
# i always liked a rhapsody of wood lice
and a fandango of ferrets myself
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
# it's a business of ferrets :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# not any more!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
# That would be why I saw all those ferrets heading to dance class then.
EDIT: Hahahaha. I've just found a list of collective animal names and ironically you can have a rhumba of rattlesnakes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
# i think you'll find..
its a rhumbaba of rattlesnakes :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
# hahaha
I haven;t had a rumbaba for decades!
I used to love them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
# fret no more...they're coming back
The This Morning chef said so..so its true! yipeeeee :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
# yays for food that looks like tits!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Great stuffs! :D
Judging by the last two posts, today is going to be a good day to be on B3ta.
*awaits further flashes of pictorial inspiration*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)
# well done
You had to say it didn't you.

OK everyone battonburg down the hatches and stock up on the garibaldis.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)
# pffft....
Must watch that again



Ningles you lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)
# ning!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)
# nong
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)
# I like your sig
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
#
www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2688793
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)