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# cry.
go to a male doctor, crying always makes them feel uncomfortable. say your weight makes you feel hideous, you've stopped going out because you think people are staring at you and, on bad days, you feel suicidal. this will often do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Haha
I shall have to give that a try ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
# NEVER buy over-the-counter weight loss drugs
they're all shit. the only ones that work are xenical and reductil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
# I never do.
Might go in demanding the NICE-approved ones though.
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)
# they might give you the 10mg reductil
if you have high blood pressure, you've got no chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Thankfully
I have remarkably healthy BP
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)
# mine is low
but it always has been
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Mebbe
that's the advantage of being overweight. We can't get too angry or we'd explode ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
# haahaha!
my sister has very high blood pressure, but she's in a stressful job and a ton of debt. i never borrow and i don't work, so i'm quite stress-free ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)
# It's certainly the way forward.
Amazing how having a job is supposed to be a good thing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)
# one day, i shall finish my book
then i shall use the money to buy my private island, from which i shall RULE THE WORLD!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!


ahem, i may have said too much...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)
# It's a plan.
Also, detonate France plz.
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)
# that's a given
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)