he sent me the photo!
i was doing karaoke.
he should really marry me and come and live with me and let me look after him. god knows noone else would have the clumsy raspberry ripple.
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he should really marry me and come and live with me and let me look after him. god knows noone else would have the clumsy raspberry ripple.
First a football beats him up, and now he falls over a cup.
Amy, you need to protect him from VICIOUS NOUNS.
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i know.
i tell him daily how much i love him(i do..which is worrying)...and will he listen? will he let me protect and save him..will he fuck.
arrogant cockney bastard.
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arrogant cockney bastard.
I'd want somebody to check on those damn socks of his. There's weird shit growing in them.
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i'd wear those
if it wasn't for the fact they'd make me look like a pervy snowman
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they're fucking prophylactics
which suggests they plan to keep him bed bound for a couple of days, or fly him out somewhere. poor bastard
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