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(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
# I've had the urge to watch Jerry Maguire recently...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Fucking hell just download some voyeur porn like everyone else.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha,
Internet here is super slow :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
# I just got a new HD tv thing given my old CRT died and I couldn't find even a reasonably decent CRT on ebay to snag for nothing.
Predictably I've downloaded loads of HD porn.

I have now realised I don't have enough hard drive space. And also hate my life.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha
HD porn must be massive.... 4-5gig a film?

Im so bored... unemployment is the worst :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Use your time productively!
Make arts and musics and writings!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Im a drummer......
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Hit things!
In time with nearby musicians!
People will pay you!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)
# I wish!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Then I guess the stock reply is..
Get a machine to make arts and musics and writings for you.

...I never understood that joke. :(
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Seem to recall a whole series of jokes
about drummers having machines to do things for them

Q. How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, they get a machine to do it for.. blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
# hehheheh
all your favourites and more:
www.drumjokes.com/

never sure why drummers cop so much stick, I like lead-singer jokes better
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:51, archived)
# I don't get it :(
But then I'm tired, time for bed I reckon. G'nite b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
# I never get actual plot films.
a) Can't see the point of the needless talking
b) Don't realistically need porn that long
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)
# By "film" I meant
Sex... sex in a different place... sex in a different place... sex in a different place.... sex in a different place.... sex in the same place as the first sexing
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Ah right.
Well as far as I can tell it's about 1 gig and a bit for like 30-40 minutes.

Depends on codecs and stuff though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
# You quelled it, of course?
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
# wank until the urge goes away
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)
# I really wanted to watch that Smug Bastard film in the cinema.
When it came out in the cinema. Which is where it was shown. Because it is a real film.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
# lololo
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I want to be REEVE !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I simply cannot decide which of those two is more smug
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)