Haha
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:29,
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lies!
pheasants are pleasant
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:30,
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not when they hit your windscreen
and make you shit yourself
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:32,
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I don't have a windscreen
and a velociraptor would likely make me shit myself more.
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:34,
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yes
but they can't fly, so you can drive away from them
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:38,
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I was once chased by a pheasant in Kew Gardens. I suppose it was a little bit like jurassic park
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:33,
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Hahahaha
Clever girl!
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:36,
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did you escape it by finding a building containing something remarkably like parallel bars
and gymnasticking its ass?
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:36,
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nah... I hid in the toilets. It didn't smash it down and eat me though, so I guess the similarity ends after I lost the pheasant
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:40,
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Testify!
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Captain Howdy,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:29,
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