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# what's new?
we all know you've got a right arm like popeye ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I've trained my left actually
so I can use righty to surf teh prons
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
# good plan!
you can't beat an ambidextrous wank
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# It is the only way
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
# you could nuke it from orbit
but that will sting and may well remove your ability to wank ever again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
# you would be dead or you might grow more cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# more cocks?
what fun....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I don't know, ask Stan Lee
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
# pfff
all he'd suggest is spider cock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Mutation via radioactivity is his only tool
He is shite
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)
# radioactive shite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Aww yeah, choice of two mistresses for me!
Now to train my feet...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
# top tip: cut your toenails first
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)
# You know too much...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
# welcome to my world!
there's sex
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# just use your legs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)