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P3L3 is not my real name.,
Sat 25 Jul 2009, 3:35,
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awwwwwwwwwwTHEY'RE IN LOVE
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sat 25 Jul 2009, 3:39,
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Coz my funemployment came to an abrupt end today.I got a really good job and I've been telling everyone how chuffed I am etc but in reality im shitting myself. I start monday and I'm kacking it, what if i fuck it up, what if people sus out I dont know what im doing. SHIIIIT!
( P3L3 is not my real name.,
Sat 25 Jul 2009, 3:52,
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If you don't know what you're doingand they employed you, then THEY don't know what they're doing.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 25 Jul 2009, 3:54,
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NOT EXACTLY.I DID NOT SEE ANY MENTION OF SNAXES. ALL MODERN BUSINESS IS
PREDICATED BY THE USE OF LARGE NUMBERS OF LEGLESS REPTILES.
(PREDICATED BY THE USE OF LARGE NUMBERS OF LEGLESS REPTILES.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:09,
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hmmm1) pink side down
2) repeat until brown on both sides
(2) repeat until brown on both sides
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 25 Jul 2009, 3:55,
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Whatever your job is just follow these tips.1) Nod and agree to anything
2) If they get confused by you saying yes, just throw no in a couple of times and return to 1
3) If something goes wrong blame it on the black guy, or if your in an all white office, blame the female co-worker. If neither then just say the computer broke.
These are my tips to keeping a job that you have absolutly no idea about.
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Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:02,
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2) If they get confused by you saying yes, just throw no in a couple of times and return to 1
3) If something goes wrong blame it on the black guy, or if your in an all white office, blame the female co-worker. If neither then just say the computer broke.
These are my tips to keeping a job that you have absolutly no idea about.
Phew!Thank fuck for that. Theres a black lesbian woman who works there. My problems are over.
( P3L3 is not my real name.,
Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:05,
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Sounds like you struck gold with that oneAlso if you see people running around franticly on fire then you're doing something wrong... especially if you are a plumber. Learn from my mistakes.
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Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:09,
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I always blame the person who most recently left the company PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:07,
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Congrats on the jobNobody knows what they're doing when they first start a job. You'll get it figured out. And remember, if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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Shiksa,
Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:20,
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perhaps if say you have swine fluyou can keep your job without going in for until
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plan 2 (revised) : use a time machine by taking them back to see Napoleon Bonaparte (Terry Camilleri) preparing for battle.
Return to the present and leave the two with the time machine; after you leave, they discover that Napoleon was dragged with them back to the present, to pass their history exam,
they will go back in time and kidnap other historical figures and have them explain what they think of the San Dimas of the present. Bill and Ted will leave Napoleon with Ted's younger brother
Deacon while they travel back to the past.
and your job will be secure.
plan 3 : quietly move through the building, killing terrorists that you encounter, and learn more of their motives while acquiring a two-way radio, C4 explosives and detonators off the body of one terrorist you kill.
Use the radio to attract the attention of LAPD Sergeant Al Powell and use a terrorist corpse dropped onto his patrol car to convince him that something is amiss.
Use the pseudonym "Roy Rogers" to avoid revealing your identity to the terrorists while explaining the situation to Powell as the police and SWAT team arrive.
Minimize the damage by sending some C4 explosive down the elevator shaft to wipe out the terrorists firing on the SWAT team.
Refuse to reveal yourself when Gruber threatens and proceeds to kill Harry Ellis, one of Holly's coworkers who will try to negotiate a deal for his release by selling out your identity to Gruber.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation will arrive, and order power to the Plaza shut down.
When the emergency lighting turns on, Gruber will reveal this was his plan all along as the final electromagnetic lock on the vault is disengaged, and Theo begins to collect the bonds.
Stop him from getting away!
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plan 2 (revised) : use a time machine by taking them back to see Napoleon Bonaparte (Terry Camilleri) preparing for battle.
Return to the present and leave the two with the time machine; after you leave, they discover that Napoleon was dragged with them back to the present, to pass their history exam,
they will go back in time and kidnap other historical figures and have them explain what they think of the San Dimas of the present. Bill and Ted will leave Napoleon with Ted's younger brother
Deacon while they travel back to the past.
and your job will be secure.
plan 3 : quietly move through the building, killing terrorists that you encounter, and learn more of their motives while acquiring a two-way radio, C4 explosives and detonators off the body of one terrorist you kill.
Use the radio to attract the attention of LAPD Sergeant Al Powell and use a terrorist corpse dropped onto his patrol car to convince him that something is amiss.
Use the pseudonym "Roy Rogers" to avoid revealing your identity to the terrorists while explaining the situation to Powell as the police and SWAT team arrive.
Minimize the damage by sending some C4 explosive down the elevator shaft to wipe out the terrorists firing on the SWAT team.
Refuse to reveal yourself when Gruber threatens and proceeds to kill Harry Ellis, one of Holly's coworkers who will try to negotiate a deal for his release by selling out your identity to Gruber.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation will arrive, and order power to the Plaza shut down.
When the emergency lighting turns on, Gruber will reveal this was his plan all along as the final electromagnetic lock on the vault is disengaged, and Theo begins to collect the bonds.
Stop him from getting away!
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:21,
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But then I run the risk of being killed byEvil Robot P3l3's and I'll have to traverse the afterlife roping mythical figures into taking me to mars to find the smartest creature in the universe to build good robot p3l3's and.....
...fuck this, that sounds ace, lets do it!
DIET: (and ive always wanted to meet Genghis Khan too)
(...fuck this, that sounds ace, lets do it!
DIET: (and ive always wanted to meet Genghis Khan too)
P3L3 is not my real name.,
Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:42,
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arg you replied beforescenario 2 (or plan 3)
well I hope it works out for you better than my Hulk Chole Smith did for me.
(well I hope it works out for you better than my Hulk Chole Smith did for me.
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:47,
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Plan 3sounds pretty good. One question though, who's holly?
( P3L3 is not my real name.,
Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:54,
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the black lesbian from accountsedit : in the interests of ballance i have made a gordon brown
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:06,
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relaxyou wont be expected to do any real work for at least a week - you'll suss it out by then.
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Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:23,
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If it's a good job everyone you work with will want you to succeed.So if you don't know something, ask.
I love new workers who ask questions, I tell them every secret that I can (where the pies are hidden and that sort of thing).
I was just marveling today at the fact that everyone at two of my jobs always make everyone else's life easier.
Now the third job ... Must. Go. Away.
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Sat 25 Jul 2009, 7:35,
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I love new workers who ask questions, I tell them every secret that I can (where the pies are hidden and that sort of thing).
I was just marveling today at the fact that everyone at two of my jobs always make everyone else's life easier.
Now the third job ... Must. Go. Away.
THIS IS A BALL SPORT
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 25 Jul 2009, 3:46,
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well break my tight hole!THATS COOL
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 25 Jul 2009, 3:49,
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I'm guessing you haven't checked the image challenge popular page(
finnbar has officially retired,
Sat 25 Jul 2009, 9:03,
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