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[challenge entry] The cup of tea simulator
is proper english seaside fun

and a clicky cos it might be appropriate

From the Seaside Amusements challenge. See all 187 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Fancyteeth, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Yay!
You've out wooed yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:31, archived)
# woo!
better make it a compo entry though
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Whoa
that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:34, archived)
# wow
me loves that woo
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:38, archived)
# fucking
fantastic, nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Bleurgh. I hate tea
But your picture might enable to enjoy the tea experience without actally having to near the bloody stuff. Hooray for funfair therapy!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:36, archived)
# tea
is a filthy brew.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:37, archived)
# yum
drinking a fine cup of pg as we speak, ambrosia of the gods..
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:38, archived)
# I
drink tea at home and coffee at work , if I try it the other way round it never tastes the same
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:40, archived)
# euw PG?
pikey fucker. you want tetley. *that's* a real cup of tea. milk, six sugars please
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:40, archived)
# tetley?
you heathen! if it's not in pyramid form I'm not interested.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:49, archived)
# PG is just twigs and bits of grass
tetley is the tea of the gods
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Tetley is a man's drink

that is all
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)
# PG had monkeys
on the adverts, I rest my case.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Tetley had Brian Glover as The Gaffer
Case closed
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Broken Orange Pekoe
shipped from Sri Lanka to my doorstep. Labookelly tea plantation rocks!!!
(Divvy, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)
# for fuck's sake
have none of you ever drunk Clipper tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 12:00, archived)
# No
What's that?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# more to the point
who does the adverts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 12:14, archived)
# no

/resists urge to make geeky joke
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# my wife drinks it
ethical or not, it's still a filthy brew.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 12:10, archived)
# you're both fools
mid afternoon, there's nothing better than a nice cup of tea. on that note, has anyone seen wifey or nicey around?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:39, archived)
# I reckons
That tea is good with savoury foods like a nice bacon sarnie, and coffee just doesnt go.
Thanks for the nice comments btw
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Fancyteeth, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:43, archived)
# so
what beverage do you recommend for Malted Milk biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Minestrone
would be nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Fancyteeth, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Ice-cold milk
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Milk
plain and simple
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)
# I ain't drinking no tea
/BA Baracus

Coffee's my brew, as long as it's fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:44, archived)
# I'll drink
instant quite happily, I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:47, archived)
# But why?
Fresh coffee is easier to make and isn't completely putrid.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:49, archived)
# but I like
putrid.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)
# fair point
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 12:17, archived)
# couldn't agree more
tea is boggin. So's coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:41, archived)
# tsk
i can't get through the day without 20 fags and about three pints of coffee
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:43, archived)
# the clicky is
the best thing I have seen on b3ta for months. brilliant. the Jean Michel Jarre-style music is hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:40, archived)
# hahaha!
les dawson style!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)
# woo
yay
I stared at that anim for about 5 minutes before realising you had to press "Start" on the fruit machine!

/stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:41, archived)
# same
makes it more worth wile though
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Nutrasweet.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:42, archived)
# That
clicky is fuckin ace!

Semi-relevant TJ
Anyone seen "My Wrongs 8345-8249 & 17" more brill odd stuff from the brainmash of Morris
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)
# woo/yay/houpla!
best thing ever™
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Marrow, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 12:22, archived)