Your life. Your religion.
Why not try repackaging the same old crap?


From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 415 entries (closed)

(octopuppy stinking up the place, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)

this is a double whammy. well done.
the Microsoft launch parties are beyond parody. Or so I thought :)
( rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:31, archived)

I am NOT inviting you to my WIndows VII launch party
**sulks**
( PedroHin I want my fucking dead bodies, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:33, archived)

ha ha haaa!
shit. that's my social calendar back to zero entries again :)
( rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)

Hahahahaha
Wonderful
( Jahled a cataclysm of spidery hellfuck would be a welcome, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)

also...
Jesus needs to be made more relevant to the kidz


Luke 27:13 ...and then Jesus did flip off his worshippers, saying "whosoever maketh this sign shall be blessed in my eyes. word."
( rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:33, archived)

hahaha
:DD
( herman:D, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)

Reminds me of a spooky hologram picture
that my Gran had on her bedroom wall,The Virgin Mary Eyeballin`you on the way in and Jebus giving you evils on the way out.....just remembered she had a fucking great big Church Edition sized bible on the dressing table too...


Religious tatt there used to be shops that sell it..what happened to them ?
(bane 00110001001001110100001, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 9:58, archived)

heh heh....you sure can make it seem like fun
top job in the vatican waiting for ya:D
( E Dubya, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)

It seems like you are trying to read a gospel

Would you like some help with that?

[no] [fuck off]
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)

Oh, and well done there. I liked it.

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:42, archived)

Not having to think?
I never thought of that, I'm off to church folks, cya!
( Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:42, archived)

I forgot to say...
I like this
( PedroHin I want my fucking dead bodies, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:47, archived)

This is excellent.
And duly clicked.
( Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 23:10, archived)

Windows 7 is great
Cyberlink Power director
Windows 7 Ultimate
Photoshop CS4

I wonder how much they all cost :D
(Peter_G, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 23:34, archived)