Bored at work and no potatoshop so made some icon things in paint.
Kitty

Wolf

Bunny/monster

Woodlouse

Spider

Wadercat


From the Icon mini challenge challenge. See all 1009 entries (open)

( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)

they are shit,
you are shit.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)

WAAAAAAAAAAAH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)

LOL

( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)

god I'm bored
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)

haha.
I AM TERRIBLY MEAN sorry lolz
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)

great forum, really tops
 

 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:38, archived)

Oh, FUCK.

( JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:45, archived)

Hey Toucan, how come you work in the nighttime, what's your profession?

( zeltergiset, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)

I am a GP trainee currently working in psychiatry.

( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)

Hey that's a cool profession.
Better than my profession.
( zeltergiset, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)

It pays the bills :-)
Psych nights are pretty boring though. So far tonight I've been called for one job, which was to write up some paracetamol :-|

EDIT: How rude of me, what is your profession?
( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:10, archived)

Well, if that's all you have to do then frankly I'm glad your pay is being frozen.
Yeahhhh, I went there.

And my profession is bein' a student.
( zeltergiset, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:13, archived)

That doesn't affect junior docs like myself so HA!
And in two months I'll be working my arse off in A&E.
THEN I'll be earning my money.
( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)

Can I have some morphine please?
When they gave me morphine last time I was in hospital, I was like, WOW! THIS IS TOTALLY AWESOME! GIVE ME MORE MORPHINE! and my male nurse who looked like Turk was like totally No man, you can't have more, and I was like totally YOU LOOK LIKE TURK! I LIKE TURK! BUT I DON'T LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU WON'T GIVE ME MORE MORPHINE!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:33, archived)

Of course you can have morphine. Morphine for everyone!

( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:36, archived)

Ah man!
You're totally better than Turk Nurse! Now all you have to do is move to either Queen Mary's in Sidcup or Queen Elizabeth in Woolwich and we're totally on!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:37, archived)

When I did my first job I was desperately hoping it would be like Scrubs. My initials are JD and my best friend was black and doing surgery.
Sadly it was all boring instead like Grey's Anatomy :-(
( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:40, archived)

That sucks dude!
If you want excitement, seriously, move to a hospital near me. I am always getting into whacky scrapes! I think next time I will probably damage my legs in some way as they are totally overdue!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:42, archived)

Good idea!
Sadly I'm stuck in Brum for the next 3 years but you're welcome to send me pictures of your injuries to keep me entertained.
( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:48, archived)

What drugs do you give people when they get superglue on their fingers and then use sandpaper to remove some of it and it hurts like fuck?

( zeltergiset, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:44, archived)

A drugs test.
You can take yours now.
Also, have some morphine. Everyone else is.
( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:45, archived)

On the plus side I'm now missing a fingerprint
What crimes shall I commit using only my left forefinger?
( zeltergiset, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:46, archived)

Rapes

( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:59, archived)

Steal a thimble.

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:10, archived)

Or one of those monster finger puppets made of rubber.

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:11, archived)

Or Fingermouse.

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:11, archived)

Or a freakishly large straw.

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:12, archived)

No, no. no!
I know what you should steal!

A piece of string!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:12, archived)

Oh wait!
You should totally steal loads of those jelly wedding rings! You can get like a thousand of those on one finger! That would totally be £10 of booty!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:13, archived)

I like this idea most.
But I do like Fingermouse.
( zeltergiset, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:21, archived)

Then do it!
DO IT NOW!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:39, archived)

Poke a badger to death.

( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:20, archived)

That sounds dangerous.
Although you are a doctor...
( zeltergiset, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:24, archived)

It's fairly safe as long as you remember to go for the eyes first.

( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:25, archived)

Is your professional full-time internet cool dude?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:14, archived)

Yeah man.
So cool I replied to this fashionably late.
( zeltergiset, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:45, archived)

Are you here as part of your training?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)

what's that supposed to mean?
...and where do you live?

( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)

Oh man I've just coated my finger in superglu, fuck
Help guys it feels weird.
( zeltergiset, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)

STOP TYPING

( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)

it's just a good thing that his fingers were stuck to the
OHMANIVEJUSTCOATEDMYFINGERINSUPERGLUEFUCK keys
( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)

Yeah, that was pretty lucky.
By all rights they should be stuck to his penis.
( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:44, archived)

LOL I JUST SPAT CHICKEN ALL OVER MY MONITOR!!!!!!!

( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)

Eurgh.

( zeltergiset, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:26, archived)

I JUST EJECTED COFFEE FROM ALL MY ORIFICES OVER ALL MY SENSITIVE EQUIPMENT

( Shada TANGLE BUDDIES!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:33, archived)

I AM JAMMING RICE IN BETWEEN THE KEYS OF MY KEYBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!

( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:56, archived)

STOP WASTING CHICKEN

( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:04, archived)

You have pretty eyes!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:33, archived)

No, I'm on here because the only things to entertain me in this room are a kettle and a pile of women's magazines.

( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)

we're happy to rate at least one notch above women's magazines :)

( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:26, archived)

...unless he's read them all already
Hmmmmmm....
( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:26, archived)

I may have flicked through a couple of them.

( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:31, archived)

Wank off into the kettle,
using the womens magazines as wank fodder! That's totally what I would do!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:34, archived)

Is that why my tea tastes funny?

( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:37, archived)

Ha!
I wish I could spunk all the way to Birmingham!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:54, archived)

Best superpower ever.
You could wear a cape and everything.
( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:58, archived)

I dunno,
I wouldn't wanna burst a hole in the cape if a breeze caught it on the vinegar strokes....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:09, archived)

Fair point.
Maybe just a cool mask like Batman then.

You'd need a superhero name too.
Something like 'Captain Jizzesfuckingmiles' only less shit.
And maybe a masked sidekick who follows you round with a box of tissues.
( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:14, archived)

I shall call myself:
SPUNKTOBRUMAN!

I am totally gonna make him an outfit now and everything!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:16, archived)

But that implies you can only spunk to Brum, no matter where on the planet you are. Possibly even if you're in space.
How would that help you fight crime?
( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:18, archived)

THESE WIN
so much

awesome!
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)

:D
Cheers!
( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)

These are very average and I have no strong feelings towards them.
There, now you have all three viewpoints :D
( Shada TANGLE BUDDIES!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)

Your comments are important to us as they help us to improve our service.

( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:29, archived)

Wadercat!
Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat!
( Crystal Meth , nimwit, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:08, archived)

Wadercat put lipstick on specially for you.

( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)

Squeeee!

( Crystal Meth , nimwit, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:10, archived)

Way to go Wadercat !

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)

He gets everywhere, the cheeky scamp.

( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:55, archived)

BUNNYMONSTA

( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:16, archived)

I couldn't decide whether they were arms or ears.

( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)

The Bunny Monster totally looks like the monster
from the old monster munch adverts!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:35, archived)

awwwww
lovely

here are mine

 
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:36, archived)

Yours are fantastic.
And I would happily have either as my user icon.
( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:43, archived)

cheers
I did them as grey vector traces and reduced them before tinkering with the pixels, because just filtering them looked like shit.

 
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:56, archived)

Awww
Those are lovely kitties! They look like they deserve to be immortalised as pixels.
( 2 Can Chunder Happy Bumday!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:30, archived)

yes they are nice cats
Posh still lives with me, Gus is in a box on the shelf where he often used to sit.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnN0gTmhpWA
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:42, archived)