Ha!
I wish I could spunk all the way to Birmingham!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:54,
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Best superpower ever.
You could wear a cape and everything.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:58,
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I dunno,
I wouldn't wanna burst a hole in the cape if a breeze caught it on the vinegar strokes....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:09,
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Fair point.
Maybe just a cool mask like Batman then.
You'd need a superhero name too.
Something like 'Captain Jizzesfuckingmiles' only less shit.
And maybe a masked sidekick who follows you round with a box of tissues.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:14,
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I shall call myself:
SPUNKTOBRUMAN!
I am totally gonna make him an outfit now and everything!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:16,
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But that implies you can only spunk to Brum, no matter where on the planet you are. Possibly even if you're in space.
How would that help you fight crime?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:18,
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