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(gtfomh, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Arf!
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 17:50, archived)
# thanks :)
(gtfomh, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 17:53, archived)
# parf
mines got di cap and winalot in, a whole lot more authentic looking
(Akabulk, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 17:52, archived)
# In all fairness,
I don't think you can really compare yours to his ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 17:53, archived)
# In all fairness,
that sounds a bit gay.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 17:55, archived)
# In all fairness,
your'e a sagging old bawbag! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 17:56, archived)
# In all fairness,
that was very unfair and you hurt my feelings. I will not be able to enjoy the fireworks now :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 17:58, archived)
# In all fairness,
I don't care you soapy titwank!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 17:59, archived)
# In all fairness,
I'm telling Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 17:59, archived)
# In all fairness,
I don't care, he's a ginger!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:00, archived)
# haha
yes but I come out of it ok... I think...
(gtfomh, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Unfortunately mine took me a while :(
(gtfomh, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 17:53, archived)
# now hang on a minute,
that bath's got the taps half way down the side, so where's the plughole? I wouldn't want to go in the bath and have the plughole under my bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Since when has it been law
that the plughole has to be directly under the taps?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I'm not making a legal statement.
It's just that's where it usually is, and where it makes sense to be.
It doesn't make much sense to have the taps there in any case, mind you. I'll bet it was an idea of some bed-wetting yoghurt wearing liberal, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Not really.
If you have a bath in the midddle of the wall, it makes more sense to have the taps coming out of the wall rather than lots of unseemly piping.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:02, archived)
# there are all sorts of ways to conceal pipes,
but functionality is more important anyway. You'd have to lean right across to turn them on and off, and you'd keep banging your knee on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:05, archived)
# what about if you turned over?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 17:58, archived)
# You say that now
But have you tried it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I'd end up knocking those books in the bath
sooner or later.

A disaster waiting to happen
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Having the plughole directly under your bum can result in a nasty case of inside-out disease.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I used to have nightmares about this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I keep a plunger by my bath just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:03, archived)
# You'd be amazed at the prejudice faced in this world by people who are inside out.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Was it caused by renditions of "My baby has gone down the plughole"
"So skinny and thin/It fell right in..."

edit : also, our bath has a tap-configuration like this, and the plughole is indeed in the middle. It doesn't cause much of a problem for us ... or not yet, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:12, archived)
# What if it's one of those plugholes where you turn the thing that pops it up?
Then it wouldn't be uncomfortable, it's more likely to be a smooth plug that you can't just remove.
It might not have a chain or anything. :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Or it could be one of those plugholes where the top of it is a butt plug.
They make those, right?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:07, archived)